Penelope
what doesn't kill me only makes me MORE CHIC
Anyway, I trust the first person to mention the Pumpkin Café will be SHOT AND QUARTERED - we're strictly an Upper Crust promotional forum these days 

Sorry but I’m backing the EU!The Guardian suggests that Brussels (?!) is trying to host.
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UK is asked to host Eurovision in 2023 after Ukraine ruled out
Organisers decide with ‘deep regret’ winner is unable to stage song contest, so runner-up could step inwww.theguardian.com
Did you even GO HERE this year?Sorry but I’m backing the EU!![]()
Sorry but I’m backing the EU!![]()
I wonder if they’ll withdraw in retaliationOh it's all gone a bit FRACTIOUS!
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All those wonderful memories of Hemel Hempstead and he’s tossing them aside in favour of banana regulations and coq madameAfter we welcomed you to Stevenage with open arms![]()
She’s just bitter it’s not at Arena Le Baguette, ParisAfter we welcomed you to Stevenage with open arms![]()
I do hope they go for (relatively) young hosts, no Graham pls.
I think I just DON’T WANT GRAHAM. Rylan would be brilliant
What a ridiculous opinion. Although I would marginally favour Rylan![]()
Why....?I do hope they go for (relatively) young hosts, no Graham pls.
Too old apparently. @Soldi only wants people who are young and pretty and is conveniently forgetting that he’ll be as old as Graham Norton one dayWhy....?
I just think there are BETTER PRESENTERS than GRAHAM NORTON.Too old apparently. @Soldi only wants people who are young and pretty and is conveniently forgetting that he’ll be as old as Graham Norton one day![]()
No. I have no particular aversion to Nigella but can she hum Poland 1999? Almost certainly notI just think there are BETTER PRESENTERS than GRAHAM NORTON.
NIGELLA would be BRILLIANT![]()
Yes, sorry, but no - Jamala or the Orchestra can come and give us a tune but let's leave it there.Least favourite thing is Eurovision Twitter DEMANDING that the whole show (hosts, interval acts, branding) should be Ukrainian and saying that anything less would be an insult. I understand the sentiment but come on, we are hosting and paying for it after all.
WHY WOULD I?!Did you even GO HERE this year?
I absolutely understood the initial 'of course we want to stage it' statement, but this is just silly and I am not sure will do those individuals any favours, particularly considering it is setting them against the EBU which threw Russia out of the competition and the group of participating countries, the majority of which, have backed to Ukraine to the hilt.Oh it's all gone a bit FRACTIOUS!
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You might have FOUND SOMETHING TO ENJOY!WHY WOULD I?!
Some people need to remember that they only won because of a very generous and admirable SOLIDARITY VOTE and be grateful when it’s hosted in ABERDEEN BY LULU!Yes, sorry, but no - Jamala or the Orchestra can come and give us a tune but let's leave it there.
DID WINQuite, if the gloves are really coming off, I think we know thatChanelR SAM would have won
Why change a habit of a lifetimeJohnson not being helpful:
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Eurovision 2023 should be held in Ukraine, Boris Johnson says
Comments come after Ukrainian criticism of organiser EBU’s decision to move contest to UKwww.theguardian.com