Eurovision 2023 News

[Kratz]

Fucking CHEER UP!

Are you DRUNK?!

 

[Eddie]

What's this business with the top secret guest performer tomorrow? Anyone in the know?

 

[Soldi]

Are you DRUNK?!

Maybe

 

[Alla]

Don't know where to put this.

 

[Alla]

A bit worrying for UK, 20th given the amount of Britons in the audience is not good for poor Mae.

 

[Saltwater]

A bit worrying for UK, 20th given the amount of Britons in the audience is not good for poor Mae.

Albania second last is worrying too

 

[Alla]

Albania second last is worrying too

That's unreal, it will do much better.

 

[Iguana]

Rosa Linn came 20th and look what happened to HER!

 

[Iguana]

Blanka got 0%?

 

[Lucille]

The HATERS only make her more POWERFUL.

 

[Alla]

Rosa Linn came 20th and look what happened to HER!

But we are talking about tomorrow, of course she's going to have the tiktok hit of the year, I have no doubt.

 

[Saltwater]

Was this poll any good at predicting the qualifiers?

 

[Lucille]

No performance from semi 2 has had more than a million views.

EXCEPT BLANKA WITH TWO MILLION!

 

[Alla]

Wait, that's not the audience poll but the press poll, and they're a bunch of loons. UK, there's still hope.

 

[win_the_game]

I'm not going to read too much into that. Didn't the same press poll have Finland trouncing Sweden the other day?

It'll only be journalistic heavyweights like ESCFANWANKS and the other riders of the gravy train voting anyway.

 

[Lucille]

The semi performance with the most views is not Sweden or Finland, with 3.2 million it’s…

 

[Alla]

I don't know how to explain it but I find Croatia horrific and fascinating in equal parts.

 

[Alla]

Apparently Norway has been a disaster in the jury.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Apparently Norway has been a disaster in the jury.

Some said she missed the high note completely, others said she smashed it, the same others who said Mae smashed it too, so make of that what you will.

 

[Alla]

Some said she missed the high note completely, others said she smashed it, the same others who said Mae smashed it too, so make of that what you will.

I don't even know why I trust those loons, god knows.

 

[Alla]

Spanish fan: Noa ALMOST DIES taking off her pants

 

[Madíson]

Shocking news: there’s a greengrocers apostrophe in the BBC scoreboard results graphic.

 

[Broomhelga]

Apparently Norway has been a disaster in the jury.

A few dodgy notes. Still very well received by the crowd.

 

[Alla]

A few dodgy notes. Still very well received by the crowd.

Not good for a jury performance.

 

[Iguana]

Love this!

 

[Tisch]

Manifesting Slovenia and Croatia to get their biggest EVER score tonight

 

[Lucille]

I can’t see Slovenia and Croatia not beating their scores tbh. Sweden and Finland highly likely. Armenia a MAYBE but that’s me being quite ambitious.

 

[Raining on Me]

Someone remind me how they do the scores again, is it the 1-12 lists from the jury via the country spokesperson first, then they add on the public votes after...from lowest to highest, or what? I can never remember

 

[COB]

Someone remind me how they do the scores again, is it the 1-12 lists from the jury via the country spokesperson first, then they add on the public votes after...from lowest to highest, or what? I can never remember

That's how it was last year, definitely!

 

[Tisch]

Someone remind me how they do the scores again, is it the 1-12 lists from the jury via the country spokesperson first, then they add on the public votes after...from lowest to highest, or what? I can never remember

Yeah, lowest to highest of however the jury scores alone finished, so the split screen will be the jury winner alongside whoever's winning at that point...

Wait is that right?

 

[Alla]

Well Croatia is going to double that number just with the televote.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Can someone please tell me how big Loreen’s chances for winning are compared to hers in 2012, and Finland’s now compared to Russia in 2012?

I need to calibrate my expectations

 

[Saltwater]

If she loses to either Finland or Croatia i'll be devastated.

 

[Zu]

I hardly think that she’s going to lose to CROATIA

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I can only worry about one threat at a time, do not throw new ones into the mix!

 

[Zu]

I just want this to all be over now. So sick of thinking about it - specifically the possibility of Loreen not winning

 

[Zu]

I can only worry about one threat at a time, do not throw new ones into the mix!

Spain DEFINITELY WINNING so you can pack your Swedish flags away RIGHT NOW!

 

[Dark Carnival]

… or Croatia i'll be devastated.

I know the excitement (AND POPPERS VAPOURS) is getting into our heads, but some of you have completely lost it!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Spain is my second favourite, I would be more accepting if it would win.

 

[Zu]

Spain is my second favourite, I would be more accepting if it would win.

News just in: Germany DEFINITELY WINNING