Eurovision 2023 News

[Alla]

Wtf wrong place

 

[Raining on Me]

After Rita Ora, just what dazzling musical guests do we have in store tonight? A greatest hits set list from Mabel?

 

[Raining on Me]

Although actually what a perfect platform for launching Louise's greatest hits - SO many backing vocalists lying around she can pilfer too

 

[Zu]

After Rita Ora, just what dazzling musical guests do we have in store tonight? A greatest hits set list from Mabel?

TIGHT FIT LUV

 

[GinAg (39)]

Can't see it now, but I saw a suggestion that BJORN FROM ABBA is appearing briefly. So it's probably that. Meh.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Maybe those much valued Reynold Girls rumours will finally bear fruit.

 

[Lucille]

After Rita Ora, just what dazzling musical guests do we have in store tonight? A greatest hits set list from Mabel?

 

[Zu]

Ray Quinn HOTLY RUMOURED

 

[Lucille]

I’ve been thinking about this tweet all day.

 

[Zu]

Can't see it now, but I saw a suggestion that BJORN FROM ABBA is appearing briefly. So it's probably that. Meh.

Sounds exciting. Looking forward to more must-have VOYAGE PROMO

 

[lolly]

TIGHT FIT LUV

Still looking FRESH FACED, HIGH BUDGET and straight off the back of a NUMBER ONE on MIKE READ'S HERITAGE CHART

 

[Velvet Skies]

I hardly think that she’s going to lose to CROATIA

My mind is BLOWN just by imagining THIS specific song and performance losing to THIS specific song and performance

 

[Zu]

My mind is BLOWN just by imagining THIS specific song and performance losing to THIS specific song and performance

“You did your best Lo but face up to it luv - it was NO CONTEST”

 

[Zu]

I’m still amazed that Croatia even qualified with THAT!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Can someone please tell me how big Loreen’s chances for winning are compared to hers in 2012, and Finland’s now compared to Russia in 2012?

I need to calibrate my expectations

@penelope whatever you’re called now

 

[Nancy]

@penelope whatever you’re called now

@hunelope

 

[Nancy]

Oh it's not that

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Anyway; while getting ready I’ve ended up in a youtube-Spotify 2012 loop.

How great wasn’t Estonia’s Kuula?

 

[Alla]

Can someone please tell me how big Loreen’s chances for winning are compared to hers in 2012, and Finland’s now compared to Russia in 2012?

I need to calibrate my expectations

Loreen's chances in 2012 were 100%

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

@FFunlope?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Loreen's chances in 2012 were 100%

Well that’s not the answer I needed.

 

[Alla]

News just in: Germany DEFINITELY WINNING

The Barbara Dex award (RIP), no doubt

 

[Nancy]

@hungelope

 

[Alla]

REDACTED

 

[Raining on Me]

In 2012 she obviously destroyed the Russian grannies in the jury, but she still beat them on the public vote too, albeit by a whisker

Obviously Finland is NOT Russia that year, but surely it's going to be quite similar.

I'm quite amazed everyone is convinced she's losing the public vote to them, I mean she's hardly JUST a jury magnet.

But who knows. There are no FACTS based on an event that hasn't happened yet that are going to make the nerves disappear @SwirleyClamp

 

[Iguana]

German gas chamber jokes? ON GAY CHRISTMAS?

 

[Alla]

I'll be shocked if Finland doesn't win the televote. That doesn't me Loreen can't pull a Jamala.

 

[COB]

German gas chamber jokes? ON GAY CHRISTMAS?

Seems a bit MUCH

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I'm quite amazed everyone is convinced she's losing the public vote to them, I mean she's hardly JUST a jury magnet.

Reason tells me that too, but maybe all the streaming is coming from people who don’t watch Eurovision.

Like Zu said, I just want it to be over.

 

[Alla]

German gas chamber jokes? ON GAY CHRISTMAS?

Gay Christmas jokes? My goodness

 

[Iguana]

Gay Christmas jokes? My goodness

Fortunately, a large number of my family didn't die because of gay Christmas! Anyway, not something I really wanted to think about 2 hours before my favourite event of the year

 

[lolly]

I'd been feeling ODDLY GLUM for gay Christmas, but have just watched the HUMILIATION of Jay Aston on Eurovision Pointless and it has PERKED ME UP A RIGHT TREAT

 

[Raining on Me]

I've gone for a crap last minute name change for one night only. I'm sure there were cleverer options but it'll do

 

[Madíson]

There was a draw in this afternoon’s fake practice voting



Martin Osterdahl read out the tie-break rules, announcing that Armenia had won. The production staff member in the green room proceeded to recreate the reprise.

 

[Saltwater]

How great wasn’t Estonia’s Kuula?

The song was okayish, but he was great

 

[Raining on Me]

There was a draw in this afternoon’s fake practice voting



Martin Osterdahl read out the tie-break rules, announcing that Armenia had won. The production staff member in the green room proceeded to recreate the reprise.

What ARE the tie break rules? The most 12s?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What ARE the tie break rules? The most 12s?

Yes, then tens and so on. I think on the public vote.

 

[Zu]

Reason tells me that too, but maybe all the streaming is coming from people who don’t watch Eurovision.

Like Zu said, I just want it to be over.

I’m not even looking forward to it. It’s making me ANXIOUS

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

A last minute latest pre-final top 10 as I won’t really be able to post later

01. Sweden
02. Spain
03. Italy (yes this keeps growing)
04. France
FINLAND
05. Albania
06. Portugal
07. UK
08. Serbia
09. Ukraine
10. Armenia


omg I forgot Finland

 

[Nancy]

COME ON MAE!!!!