Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Would it have been too much to have asked for Perrelli to have opened with The Girl

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Your hate of Chanel is just because of those obsessive Spanish eurofans, I asume?

Partly. The lack of song too.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Omg this Comeback crossover!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Omg Petra’s back has healed!

 

[Ellie]

Oh it’s her from 27 Dresses.

 

[Alla]

Partly. The lack of song too.

When was a lack of song a problem?

BELFAST 2025!

 

[TiShh]

Me just now:

CHANNNNNELLLLLL

 

[RS]

All this love for Petra

 

[Finnland]

What’s happening with Patrick and his lady friend? Euthanasia?

She got diddled by a wicked reverend

 

[lolly]

Can't we just have Petra and Hannah Waddingham doing it forever please?

Måns can come out in his pants for the interval

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Petra coming back will save this year.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She got diddled by a wicked reverend

!

 

[Star]

I hope they put on some pretty dresses later

 

[dzjermlaw]

So, we can’t vote from the very start now be we can in the final? All reasonable people will wait anyway.

 

[Finnland]

I am a staunch supporter of the BBC licence fee, apart from the portion that gets Scott Mills to Eurovision

 

[Raining on Me]

My feed is already FREEZING

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I am a staunch supporter of the BBC licence fee, apart from the portion that gets Scott Mills to Eurovision

Scott Mills is a NATIONAL TREASURE and you would do well to remember that

 

[RS]

Love the idea for the postcards

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Love the postcard.

 

[Ellie]

Ooh, pretty backdrop.

 

[Alla]

All this love for Petra

Can't imagine anyone not absolutely loving her.

 

[lolly]

I'm planning on doing the semis dry

The final I intend to start drinking about 2 hours before

 

[dzjermlaw]

Seventeen, you say?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

This is fantastic. But I already liked it.

 

[lolly]

That dance break was something. Not quite sure what, though.

 

[RS]

This is not bad.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Some of this dancing is making me suspect the her microphone may not be properly insulated.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

This is ok.

 

[Ig Komme]

Love it. Zooming through!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Much better than I thought it would be! The fags SCREAMING when the boys removed their tops!

 

[Ellie]

Quite catchy. 50x more exciting than Taylor Swift.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

MOLITVA!

 

[TiShh]

I'd have liked the red colour scheme throughout. It's not a BLUE song. But otherwise, very good and she carried it better than I expected.

 

[FetchFugly]

The stage looks very impressive.

I liked it, but fast cuts can only do so much for an unfortunate dance break.

 

[Alla]

I much prefer these postcards!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Yes that dance break was garbage!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

MOLITVA!

Fiercely heterosexual!

 

[Apo-KANT!]

They threw the kitchen sink at Cyprus and it's still utterly anaemic.

 

[RS]

I was afraid the low budget would show in the staging but so far everything looks fine