Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

TIME TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Lovely little Dannii shout out from r Rylan.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

In a just world this will qualify.

I adore it!

 

[Finnland]

I thought Australia were GOOD at EUROVISION?

 

[RS]

Is it a drag queen?

 

[RS]

Slightly better than Hera Björk

 

[Madison]

I like the reciprocal of the golden ratio and gravitons as much as the next homosexual, but this sucks.

 

[win_the_game]

That vocal has gone to shit. Not that it was great to start with.

 

[Star]

Is it a drag queen?

Oh Mr Star is asking this too

 

[dzjermlaw]

I thought Australia were GOOD at EUROVISION?

Sheldon Riley permanently disqualified them from being good at Eurovision.

 

[TiShh]

The way more people keep appearing out of nowhere is giving SHIRU

 

[ButterTart]

I would like Moopy to formally apologise to Olly for criticising his vocals considering he was PAVAROTTI by comparison to what’s followed.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Is it a drag queen?

Google says yes

 

[Madison]

The way more people keep appearing out of nowhere is giving SHIRU

No.

 

[RS]

Actually its kind of infectious

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I kinda like it live!

 

[funky]

Come on Portugal don’t let me down !

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

GET THIS CUNT OFF MY TELEVISION

 

[Alla]

Doce

Salvador

 

[dzjermlaw]

There’s been enough shit vocals that we can officially blame the sound people. R Olly reprieved.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Honestly how big a cheque does Delta Goodrem need?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh good, Portugal will make such a nice change after three minutes of tuneless garbage I’m sure.

 

[Ellie]

Should have used a Sara Tavares tribute.

 

[lolly]

I hated that at first but kind of low key loved it by the end.

 

[TiShh]

I'm suddenly all for the arbitrary PRODUCER'S CHOICE in the running order draw. This second half has been a notable dip.

 

[Alla]

Is it a drag queen?

I asume it was, yes.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s giving SILENCIA from Mullholland Drive

 

[funky]

 

[RS]

It’s giving SILENCIA from Mullholland Drive

Omg imagine!

 

[win_the_game]

Portugal looks stunning

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Portugal needs to STOP IMMEDIATELY

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Portugal is gorgeous

 

[ButterTart]

The waiting for a Portuguese song to do something lounge

 

[funky]

SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY SING IN A SONG CONTEST!

 

[Alla]

Portugal with the same Portuguese entry of many years, ok.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Eric Saade’s performance the only one not uploaded to the official Eurovision instagram

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Portugal with the same Portuguese entry of many years, ok.

LAST YEAR WAS SO MUCH BETTER!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I am genuinely excited for Luxembourg!

 

[RS]

It’s no Telemovies but then what is

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Adore Portugal. Such a palate cleanser in this year's general sea of madness.