Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[Kratz]

Sand
SAND
SAAAAAAAND

 

[RS]

Oh no this is generic shouting shit

 

[lolly]

She deserves better than this

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals are ROUGH and she looks like Mo Salah in drag. Song is okay.

 

[Kratz]

CLAP ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS

 

[win_the_game]

This is so generic DANISH MOR

 

[lolly]

This is the sort of song you can imagine Simon Cowell wanking over

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals are ROUGH and she looks like Mo Salah in drag. Song is okay.

Do I mean Mo Salah? MO FARAH

 

[RS]

Still not a completely terrible song yet aside from Switzerland

 

[Lucille]

Dog shit.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I like this, but I wouldn't miss it in the final.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

At least they hit one lighting spot correctly

 

[Finn]

Denmark just wasting our time here

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like the sand metaphor may have gotten away from her.

 

[Madison]

SAND!

 

[FetchFugly]

I don't think it is the right kind of song for her voice.

And the 'ooo-oooh' hook is lazy.

Oh NOT the Loreen soundalike moment.

 

[D5K]

She needs to get herself some Head and shoulders

 

[Kratz]

This is actually quite bad

 

[ZenGiraffe]

JAN JAN!!!

 

[Tisch]

SAAAAANNNDDDD!!

*lights come out of her armpits*

 

[ButterTart]

 

[Kratz]

SAAAAAAAND!

 

[Lucille]

Male Jako low-key trade of the season.

 

[Suomi]

How did she keep producing so much sand at the beginning

 

[jyxz]

This Armenian woman looks totally unhinged

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Finally, an ETHNOBANGER

 

[Marina Salty]

@RaspberrySwirl hope you love this

 

[lolly]

Armenian trumpeter in me now please

 

[RS]

@RaspberrySwirl hope you love this

Of course

 

[lolly]

Thank fuck for this though

 

[AGinAg (38)]

How did she keep producing so much sand at the beginning

She stole a sand castle.

 

[win_the_game]

This is coming across a bit too LOW ENERGY for my liking.

 

[Alla]

Sounds very Moldova to me.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Absolutely mental. 100% joy!

Would recommend

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I desperately NEED this to qualify

 

[Alex]

Enjoyable nonsense

 

[Lucille]

Oh she’s such a STAR!

 

[RS]

Wonderful

 

[Alex]

A ha haaaa

 

[Kratz]

Armenia stealing Greece's thunder here?

And she looks like she is having a ball