Penelope
what doesn't kill me only makes me MORE CHIC
I'm going to re-do this.
In which country do you live?
UK
How many years have you been watching the Eurovision Song Contest
Enough to have most people close to me instinctively know scheduling anything social during a weekend in May needs checking with me first.
Quickly, name three countries whose entries you generally like
Outside of the Scandinavian lot: Albania, France and Moldova.
Carola or Amina - which do you wish had won?
Don't make me choose!
(Carola :lies
Do you know who Lotta Engberg is?
Lena's butcher. (Arja can get bent.)
What is your favourite winning song of the...
...2000s?
You're my LUH-VERRR, underCOVERRR
...1990s?
Don't make me choose!
(Diva's objectively more essential but Take Me To Your Heaven's like three minutes of heroin straight to the brain without the inconvenience of any side-effects)
...1980s?
La det swinge. You know a track's doing well when it makes Take Me To Your Heaven sound JOYLESS
...1970s?
Hallelujah
...1960s?
Non ho l'eta
Can you sing any of the winning songs from the 1950s?
Barely.
If you had a Eurovision song played at your funeral, which would it be?
Nostalgija. I'd have my coffin descend into the flames during the money note.
Is CatCat's Bye Bye Baby the greatest Finnish song ever?
Yes. But it's close between Bye Bye Baby and Hanna Pakarinen and only settled by the video.
Which is your favourite nil points entry ever? (You can pick Pierro and the Music Stars, Little My)
Laß ihn.
Rate the following out of 100...
(0 = Worse than Hitler, if you saw them on the other side of the road, you'd run up to them and push them in traffic
50 = Quite indifferent to them
100 = You'd throw yourself in front of traffic if you thought they would be impressed by it)
Carola 80
Cliff Richard 20
Ofra Haza 70
Lena Philipsson 100
Skamp 20
What is the most played Eurovision tune on your computer/mp3 player?
Overall probably Euphoria, but that's a bit of a boring answer. Outside of the obvious lot, it'll be Främling nowadays.
In which country do you live?
UK
How many years have you been watching the Eurovision Song Contest
Enough to have most people close to me instinctively know scheduling anything social during a weekend in May needs checking with me first.
Quickly, name three countries whose entries you generally like
Outside of the Scandinavian lot: Albania, France and Moldova.
Carola or Amina - which do you wish had won?
Don't make me choose!
(Carola :lies

Do you know who Lotta Engberg is?
Lena's butcher. (Arja can get bent.)
What is your favourite winning song of the...
...2000s?
You're my LUH-VERRR, underCOVERRR
...1990s?
Don't make me choose!
(Diva's objectively more essential but Take Me To Your Heaven's like three minutes of heroin straight to the brain without the inconvenience of any side-effects)
...1980s?
La det swinge. You know a track's doing well when it makes Take Me To Your Heaven sound JOYLESS

...1970s?
Hallelujah
...1960s?
Non ho l'eta
Can you sing any of the winning songs from the 1950s?
Barely.
If you had a Eurovision song played at your funeral, which would it be?
Nostalgija. I'd have my coffin descend into the flames during the money note.
Is CatCat's Bye Bye Baby the greatest Finnish song ever?
Yes. But it's close between Bye Bye Baby and Hanna Pakarinen and only settled by the video.
Which is your favourite nil points entry ever? (You can pick Pierro and the Music Stars, Little My)
Laß ihn.
Rate the following out of 100...
(0 = Worse than Hitler, if you saw them on the other side of the road, you'd run up to them and push them in traffic
50 = Quite indifferent to them
100 = You'd throw yourself in front of traffic if you thought they would be impressed by it)
Carola 80
Cliff Richard 20
Ofra Haza 70
Lena Philipsson 100
Skamp 20
What is the most played Eurovision tune on your computer/mp3 player?
Overall probably Euphoria, but that's a bit of a boring answer. Outside of the obvious lot, it'll be Främling nowadays.