Why do you think I chose to be Hungary in FDS?I don't really understand why Viktor Orban thinks that Eurovision is too gay with songs like this competing.
Oh God, I'd have paid good money for that. Have I missed them, by the way?The contest will be won by Latvia this time. You wait and see.
That's a bit like having to choose your favourite septic head wound.Actually this could be my favourite ever Portuguese entry
They're on RIGHT NOW.Oh God, I'd have paid good money for that. Have I missed them, by the way?
The foxy pirate lady?Utterly ramshackle in the most amazing possible way.
Her too.The foxy pirate lady?
Any more facelifts and she'll be wearing her kneecaps as a brooch.Charlotte looks like she has been mummified somewhere between 1999 and here.
You're 73?!I am now older than Charlotte was when she gave that performance.
Sobering.
Really?! That is worryingI am now older than Charlotte was when she gave that performance.
Sobering.
Me too. By a few years. It's not sobering because I have wine.I am now older than Charlotte was when she gave that performance.
Sobering.
I could look it up but how old was she?
Okay, now I can't unhear this.I love piss will come too
Yikes!
Why do you think she needed an emergency costume change halfway through the song?Okay, now I can't unhear this.