Eurovision rewatch: Malmö 1992

[D1ZZY]

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Well, that was unnecessarily irritating to get onto the TV.

 

[Madisön]

Well, that was unnecessarily irritating to get onto the TV.

Did you have a black screen?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’ll watch until it bores me

 

[D1ZZY]

So I guess the hosts' objective was "please just be better than last year"?

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I think this opening sequence may have been done by the same programmers who did Knightmare.

 

[D1ZZY]

The long drawn-out intros are strange without a commentator over the top. Still, at least we're spared Wogan.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’ve been to Malmö when I went to Copenhagen (and met the lovely @Mats )

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fields

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Did you have a black screen?

For a little while, when I could even find the Eurovision Again version on the YouTube app. The last thing I need when I’m already watching Eurovision 1992 is Wogan.

 

[Madisön]

I’ve been to Malmö when I went to Copenhagen (and met the lovely @Mats )

You have my sympathies.

 

[win_the_game]

Hang on, why was Pen shitting over 1992? This is the year with Dafna and Mia Martini

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Hang on, why was Pen shitting over 1992? This is the year with Dafna and Mia Martini

You may have answered your own question there.

 

[Dark Carnival]

GAMESHOW!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is her mic off?

 

[Tisch]

Well that's started well

 

[win_the_game]

UGLY STAGE

 

[D1ZZY]

BRING BACK TOTO!

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

It’s like if Neil Patrick Harris wasn’t charismatic.

 

[D1ZZY]

Why does he look like he wants to kill me?

 

[Tisch]

Notes of

 

[Madisön]

Disgusting that ‘Yugoslavia’ was able to compete.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

BRING BACK TOTO!

They could perform ‘Africa’.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What’s this sports SHIT?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Disgusting that ‘Yugoslavia’ was able to compete.

Why?

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Disgusting that ‘Yugoslavia’ was able to compete.

They tried to get them replaced by another Danish entry at the last minute, but it didn’t take.

 

[D1ZZY]

Why the boat? The Vasamuseet is on the other side of the country.

 

[Madisön]

Why?

Right now Serbian troops are surrounding Sarajevo and I think already ethnically cleansing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck off Carola

 

[Dark Carnival]

Right now Serbian troops are surrounding Sarajevo and I think already ethnically cleansing.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Could they not get Carol to perform it again? She can’t have been busy.

 

[Penelope]

Fuck off Carola

REALLY the most entertainment you're likely to get!

 

[Tisch]

Carola coming out in her best Linda Martin

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

No, she’s doing some piece of shit with a spoken word intro.

 

[Penelope]

God this is DIABETIC

 

[Tisch]

Carola, NO-ONE ASKED FOR THIS. DO FRÄMLING.

 

[win_the_game]

ALL THE REASONS TO LIVE.

Not sure re-watching 1992 will count as one of them.

 

[D1ZZY]

God this is DIABETIC

And not in a good way

 

[Penelope]

Disgusting that ‘Yugoslavia’ was able to compete.

Just three weeks off the UN embargo!

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

This song was rejected from a straight-to-video Disney sequel for being too stomach churning.