French Elections 2024

[ZjermGiraffe]

LEFT UP

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Forgive me France for mocking your electoral system.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

The country is still ungovernable, but who could have even DREAMED of such a result?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

LEFT UP

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Divers Gauche indeed

 

[KNT]

France said to assorted Le Pens

 

[LTZ]

So relieved .. this last week has been really horrible, but with the results in the UK and now in France I feel there is still hope

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The French system seems rather effective in creating drama, and then paying off with relief.

 

[funky]

OMG I'm just seeing this on BBC headlines

What a week!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

They saw Angela Rayner and realised what they could have.

 

[C’est la VoR]

VIVE LA FRANCE!

 

[jivafox]

 

[KNT]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

GASPS of HORROR!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Now elect Melenchon president!

 

[Madison]

Is there a risk cohabitation between Macron and a left PM would increase RN’s chances in the presidential election?

 

[Finnland]

Is there a risk cohabitation between Macron and a left PM would increase RN’s chances in the presidential election?

Just LET US HAVE ONE NIGHT

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Thank fuck for that!

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Just LET US HAVE ONE NIGHT

NO, WE MUST SOMEHOW GET ANGRY AT FAZIA SHAHEEN

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Im in a gay bar for a drag bingo and we literally just ordered a bag

 

[Apo-KANT!]

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"No one will ever sit on them" #losers

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I believe La Zarra is evil

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I believe La Zarra is evil

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I believe La Zarra is evil

I believe she’s a bad seed on this earth

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

And with one tweet, it's all been ruined.

I wish Le Pen won now.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Mikey Walsh is such a crank. He makes Owen Jones look objective.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

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1. Slap
2. Kiss
3. Uck
4. Melenchon
5. Hug

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

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I’d just work my way left to right.

 

[C’est la VoR]

The polls appear to be continually trending DOWN the expected RN numbers

The first exit poll from IPSOS put them at 131-152

Now they’re saying 121-128.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

And then finish on KISS ME just for good luck.

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[ButterTart]

Hearing France's new attorney general will be a mysterious newcomer called Emelie Thornberoix

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

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NAR:



1. Fist
2. Moustache
3. JEZZA
4. Tatto

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Hearing France's new attorney general will be a mysterious newcomer called Emelie Thornberoix

MORTE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Jezza can be such a little faguette when he wants to be!