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Could not be arsed to get out of bed this morning. Reckon I should take a regulated walk today, clear the cobwebs.
 
just came off a Skype meeting, my new colleague is vv good looking so I'll have to work on my flustered tomato blush for when we can go back into the office
 
MORNING LOVES!

Had a lovely morning so far- got up and did some weights as I still feel too tired to run in the mornings, did some work, had a Zoom meeting, I've just popped a loaf of banana bread in the oven and then this afternoon I'm going to have a bash at a wholemeal seeded COB of all things. I feel QUITE domesticated :disco:
 
Radio 6 friday techno mix doing nothing for my cravings to go out and get fucked up. I'm never leaving a club early again :'(
 
God I’m glad I don’t have to do any videoconferencing.
My manager tried to do a whatsapp video call this morning. REJECTED of course
 
I've gone down to three days a week for the next couple of months. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing really.
 
Back from my Government Approved Perambulatory Exercise.

Tesco doing the one-in-one-out thing with the lines marked outside the store. All very orderly. Upon my exit, a wee woman was having an argument with the poor sod on door duty because they wouldn't let groups of two adults in. Y'see, her boyfriend "cannae go in hissel', he's stupid!" and she's "too small tae reach stuff".

They had plenty of toilet paper and Carex. I bought neither.
 
Oh two lesbains were kicking off similar the other day, only they played the homophobic card for not being allowed in together, despite the fact that NO ONE was being allowed in together.
 
Oh two lesbains were kicking off similar the other day, only they played the homophobic card for not being allowed in together, despite the fact that NO ONE was being allowed in together.

UGH. That's just desperate.
 
Our Tesco has a sign up saying 'single shoppers only' but then another saying 'no groups larger than two', so I can see the confusion.

It's people with barely controlled kids which concern me more, although I understand for single parents it's largely unavoidable.
 
Tesco doing the one-in-one-out thing with the lines marked outside the store. All very orderly. Upon my exit, a wee woman was having an argument with the poor sod on door duty because they wouldn't let groups of two adults in. Y'see, her boyfriend "cannae go in hissel', he's stupid!" and she's "too small tae reach stuff".

My poor mum works in a grocery shop and gets so much grief from the customers for all the safety measures in place. They're huffing & puffing about the 2 people at a time, one soap per customer etc. rules. Some man was tutting and asking "what's the world coming too". DICKHEAD!
 
My poor mum works in a grocery shop and gets so much grief from the customers for all the safety measures in place. They're huffing & puffing about the 2 people at a time, one soap per customer etc. rules. Some man was tutting and asking "what's the world coming too". DICKHEAD!

Spot on, fuck these people. On Tuesday, the two folk doing the door were talking and we deemed by the person behind me to have missed this happening and he started shouting at them "EXCUSE ME!! SOMEONE JUST LEFT!!, EXCUUUUSE MEEEE!!" Happily, there was no prospect of anyone mistaking my voice for his but just to be sure I specifically voiced my thanks on my way in. I needed have worried, the prick was muttering about how cold it was on his way in. It wasn't cold at all.
 
Spot on, fuck these people. On Tuesday, the two folk doing the door were talking and we deemed by the person behind me to have missed this happening and he started shouting at them "EXCUSE ME!! SOMEONE JUST LEFT!!, EXCUUUUSE MEEEE!!"
What's he got in his life right now to be in such a hurry for?
 
Luckily I’m on leave so didn’t have to justify this with an answer, but a client has emailed suggesting a meeting round their flat to discuss the ‘direction’ we’re proposing for their TEA TOWELS and TABLE LINENS.

I think that’s the VERY DEFINITION of UNNECESSARY TRAVEL dear.
 
Has the NHS called on you yet, Shee?

Apparently it isn't starting until Tuesday, with a "soft roll out". I'm expecting to BUZZ LIKE A BITCH from that point onwards.
 

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