I read that as ‘regulated wank’ and thought ‘Christ, they really are cracking down’.
Mint. Get a Newton’s Cradle as well.I've just put up a world map behind me to make my office look a bit more interesting on calls![]()
I've gone down to three days a week for the next couple of months. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing really.
Yes. In theory it's leave, but in practice I imagine I'll accrue enough hours for half of it to be TOIL.Was that your choice?
Oh two lesbains were kicking off similar the other day, only they played the homophobic card for not being allowed in together, despite the fact that NO ONE was being allowed in together.
Tesco doing the one-in-one-out thing with the lines marked outside the store. All very orderly. Upon my exit, a wee woman was having an argument with the poor sod on door duty because they wouldn't let groups of two adults in. Y'see, her boyfriend "cannae go in hissel', he's stupid!" and she's "too small tae reach stuff".
My poor mum works in a grocery shop and gets so much grief from the customers for all the safety measures in place. They're huffing & puffing about the 2 people at a time, one soap per customer etc. rules. Some man was tutting and asking "what's the world coming too". DICKHEAD!
What's he got in his life right now to be in such a hurry for?Spot on, fuck these people. On Tuesday, the two folk doing the door were talking and we deemed by the person behind me to have missed this happening and he started shouting at them "EXCUSE ME!! SOMEONE JUST LEFT!!, EXCUUUUSE MEEEE!!"
Surely Butlins is closed at the minute?
Has the NHS called on you yet, Shee?