Israel 2023: Noa Kirel - Unicorn

[Kratz]

Much more invested in this showmance than Tix and that poor girl he latched on to.

Undercover, I am a dangerous LOVER

 

[ButterTart]

This is a bit sort of messy and cheap.

 

[Zu]

Much more invested in this showmance than Tix and that poor girl he latched on to.

Hoping for sizzling scissoring rumours myself

 

[Zu]

This is a bit sort of messy and cheap.

A BIT SORT OF

 

[Zu]

Much more invested in this showmance than Tix and that poor girl he latched on to.

Was this TIX - FALLEN ANGEL? Love that one

@ZenGiraffe

 

[Kratz]

Was this TIX - FALLEN ANGEL? Love that one

@ZenGiraffe

They’re still together!

 

[Zu]

They’re still together!

Love’s young dream

Hope she serenades him with her Mata Hari smash on a daily basis. Certainly one of my favourites although not as much as FALLEN ANGEL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was this TIX - FALLEN ANGEL? Love that one

@ZenGiraffe

 

[Zu]

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is a bit sort of messy and cheap.

EXACTLY

 

[Dark Carnival]

I actually now cannot wait to see how this HOT MESS turns out!

U!
NI!
CORN!

 

[Kratz]

This is a bit of a dog egg

 

[Zu]

This is a bit of a dog egg

My non-Mopsy correspondent described it as being like “great K-pop”

 

[straightorbroken]

fuck me i've just heard this. good luck ordering more pyro loreen.

YOU WANNA SEE ME DANCE???

*venue death count 100%*

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope she screams an expressionless "just vote for meeee" at the end.

 

[Penelope]

A good pop song that is going to be elevated by an astonishing performance

MAE MULLER AGOG!

Fucking HELL @Kratz you were on one last week

Anyway I declare this more of an ENTERTAINING MESS than Armenia this year, but LESS of an entertaining mess than Eden Alene - Feker libi, so while I'm glad Israel are in this mode still they've got more work to do

 

[Penelope]

I hope she screams an expressionless "just vote for meeee" at the end.

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Like a vision of a world where OUR CATHERINE had been the one helming Ride It

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking HELL @Kratz you were on one last week

Anyway I declare this more of an ENTERTAINING MESS than Armenia this year, but LESS of an entertaining mess than Eden Alene - Feker libi, so while I'm glad Israel are in this mode still they've got more work to do

Did miss Kratz really go from ‘good pop song’ to ‘dog egg’ in the space of a week?

 

[Dark Carnival]

And, yes, I’m declaring this this year’s recipient of the CHAINZ ON YOU Hot Mess Award

 

[Penelope]

No a kir royale (sp?) is probably right though I must say - it really IS gonna be a FEMININE L

 

[Voodoo]

First official remix of Unicorn is out now and it's a banger!

 

[GNL]

What IS the power of a unicorn?

 

[Jark]

it can engage in equisting (the fisting of horses)

 

[VoR]

What IS the power of a unicorn?

According to this mildly scarring film from my childhood, they mostly just mope and make bad decisions.

 

[Zu]

it can engage in equisting (the fisting of horses)

Anyone can do THAT. Not very impressive, is it? Personally I prefer to not, but I'm sure there are some who would like to

 

[GNL]

According to this mildly scarring film from my childhood, they mostly just mope and make bad decisions.

According to this mildly scarring film from my childhood () this tracks

 

[Penelope]

NAR: IT'S GONNA BE FEMININE FEMININE
FEMININE L
FEMININE FEMININE L

 

[Voodoo]

A little sneak peek at the Unicorn performance:

 

[Voodoo]

She was phenomen-phenomen-phenomenal!

 

[Iguana]

I also thought this was a MOMENT!

 

[OutSynk]

It was. Such a shame about the song though.

 

[lolly]

She was fucking amazing. The song doesn't quite reach 'good'.

 

[Lucille]

Yes on a second watch this REALLY SLAPPED!

 

[Tisch]

Echoes of Chanel last year. Didn't really give it time of day till I saw THAT perf and suddenly its launched way up to my top 10, if not top 5. Noa is a little star!

 

[Tisch]

ALSO I just GOT the phenom-phenom-phenom lyric. i thought it was FEMININE and I just wasn't hearing it right/she wasn't pronouncing it right.

 

[D5K]

She was amazing, and I liked the two minutes the song lasted before we got an Israel’s got talent show.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She ate. No crumbs.

 

[Iguana]

ALSO I just GOT the phenom-phenom-phenom lyric. i thought it was FEMININE and I just wasn't hearing it right/she wasn't pronouncing it right.

It isn't "pheremonal"?

 

[Lucille]

Omg how did you not get it’s phenomenal, like, she was literally, saying the word, out LOUD?

 

[Dark Carnival]

It isn't "pheremonal"?

?!