Israel 2023: Noa Kirel - Unicorn

[Lucille]

WHAT IS GOING ON.

 

[Dark Carnival]

PHENOMEN
PHENOMENAL

FEMININ
FEMININ AL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Even I the NON NATIVE English speaker get it

 

[Zu]

Quite a lot of wickedness going on here. Poor NOAH put a lot of serious effort into those lyrics and copying the chord progressions of a L. Gaga hit

 

[Lucille]

I though people saying FEMININE L was a JOKE!

 

[Tisch]

FEMININE
FEMININE
FEMININE
" Oh"

 

[D5K]

B A N A NAS

 

[Penelope]

It's gonna be PHENOMEN, PHENOMEN, PHENOMENAL
FEMININE, FEMININE L

 

[Suomi]

Sorry but this was hard listening

Love the studio version though

 

[Zu]

Yes, I can’t say I especially enjoyed it. However, WELL DONE NOAH

 

[GNL]

This is a masterpiece. I think some of you are just intimidated by a TRIPLE THREAT.

 

[Penelope]

I think the problem is just that most of you don't really understand music. When a composition on such an advanced level as this comes along you are overwhelmed and do not know how to process it - but it's okay, I understand your struggle and believe you will all get there one day x

 

[Kratz]

I think the problem is just that most of you don't really understand music. When a composition on such an advanced level as this comes along you are overwhelmed and do not know how to process it - but it's okay, I understand your struggle and believe you will all get there one day x

Wrong thread babe! Here you go

Poland 2023: Blanka - Solo

Poland have confirmed their national final will take place on 25 February. Submissions are still open until 10 February with the songs announced on 15 February just 10 days before the final (never change Poland) but this is one of the confirmed submissions. It’s written by Mørland. It’s...

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[Penelope]

U! NI! BOOB!

 

[Voodoo]

 

[Saltwater]

Israel Foreign Ministry

 

[Voodoo]

What a performance. She is a star!

 

[Iguana]

THIRD

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Delighted this absolute dogshit didn’t win.

 

[Penelope]

Delighted this absolute dogshit came third!

 

[Penelope]

Also a really, really good result in terms of encouraging established stars to enter.

 

[GinAg (39)]

THIRD

Astonishing. From the Chanel school of empty vessels.

Do you want to see me dance? No SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

Beloved by basic queens, one MUST presume.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yet somehow Blanka doing much the same thing, charmed me!

 

[COB]

Yeah, this did nothing for me - just a disjointed song with a drag performance/acrobatics routine bolted onto the end. It obviously connected with a lot of people though!

 

[lolly]

The public vote didn't surprise me - she's a fucking STAR.

The juries ranking it so well did, because the song really isn't all that.

 

[Raining on Me]

I will admit it looked very glossy and expensive. But the dance break was pathetic and there is NO SONG.

Top 3 my hairy hole

 

[GinAg (39)]

Our general consensus was the dance looked like a fit.

 

[Sheena]

I thought it was great.

 

[Voodoo]

ROFL!

 

[Kratz]

Yet somehow Blanka doing much the same thing, charmed me!

This! Basic as it is ‘Solo’ is a better song and Blanka did it all with her tongue firmly in her cheek.

‘Unicorn’ was very much less than the sum of its parts

 

[Saltwater]

If she could sell Unicorn like this imagine what she could do with an actual song

 

[dmlaw]

This! Basic as it is ‘Solo’ is a better song and Blanka did it all with her tongue firmly in her cheek.

That wasn't her tongue in Blanka's cheek.

 

[Voodoo]

If she could sell Unicorn like this imagine what she could do with an actual song

Noa has a lot of bops under her belt.

For example:

 

[ButterTart]

I think this won my annual award for the most bafflingly successful load of old shit.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The rumour is that 900K Euro was spent on this entry!

 

[Lucille]

How?!!!

 

[Kratz]

It didn't go on song writing that's for sure

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

How?!!!

Oh I have no idea, and I bring NO SOURCES other than wild speculation online via Reddit and Twitter - but its a figure that keeps coming up.

I guess a performance is about more than the performance though - she'd clearly been in training for LIGHT YEARS K-Pop style prior to even taking to the stage and that alone don't come cheap, never mind factoring in glam teams, dance coaches, dummy runs, promo videos, PR, social media marketing AND SO ON.
The BOX at the start of the performance alone probably cost about 50K not joking.

Finances of Eurovision acts fascinates me as an ASIDE! I'd love to know how much each act spends each year in regard to staging.
I'd HAZARD A GUESS Malta probably spent the most on their stage show this year assuming it involved pyro too (I REFUSE to watch that CAT SICK of a song again), and Portugal a very thrifty last seeing as they didn't seem to have a stage show AT ALL!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor Romania who had to hire his GIRLFRIEND or something.

 

[Lucille]

Iceland didn’t look terribly experience either, obviously hoping Dilja’s particular JOIE DE VIVRE was enough to sell it.