Jennifer Lopez - This is Me... Now

[ZenGiraffe]

She's not (yet) in the pop toilet.

HOW MUCH MORE POSITIVITY DO WE NEED?

 

[Jark]

so tell me what do you prescribe
for these symptoms?

toxic positivity

 

[PercyPig]

There’s a (North American) tour!

 

[supermassive]

There’s a (North American) tour!

Stadiums or arenas?

 

[PercyPig]

Stadiums or arenas?

LOL

Arenas

 

[VoR]

The movie is still sitting pretty at 78% on Rottentomatoes by the way

J-Lo’s cinematic therapy session is ridiculously, brilliantly J-Loopy. - Empire

I was vibrating to the tips of my fingers regardless, because whatever this is – movie, music video, open-door therapy session, entirely insane CG-drenched R&B cheese dream – it is a modern-day pop-art tour de force. - The Telegraph

This Is Me…Now: A Love Story is as grandiose as it is thrilling, its audacity cackling at haters with every over-the-top bit. If you wanted feigned humbleness, don't look to pop icons. Look to politicians. JLo isn't playing that game. - Mashable

A genuinely moving, absurdist autobiography of a dynamic persona in flux that’s as campy as it is charming, ridiculous as it is rapturous, preposterous as it is profound. - AV Club

The star is really Lopez’s brain, and how she earnestly determined that the best way to tell the story of the past thirty years would be to have Kim Petras and Post Malone play talking constellations. - New York Post

 

[Lucille]

Howling at this getting amazing reviews!

 

[Iguana]

J-Loopy

 

[Iguana]

Bigger than Bowie!

 

[Iguana]

I am trying to work out what exactly this means: "The star is really Lopez’s brain"

 

[VoR]

HER MIND

 

[Iguana]

HER MIND

Yes there's singing and dancing, sure, but her BRAIN is the real star!

 

[supermassive]

This is her Moonwalker!

 

[Iguana]

She. Has. LANDED.

This is her...now.

 

[Jark]

Dear Ben pt II (co-written by RAYE) is a vibe.

 

[VoR]

The certified fresh visual album/movie/EVENT has dropped on Amazon Prime too. When are we sync-watching?

 

[Jark]

Midnight Trip to Vegas is a slay. the album is super solid

 

[Iguana]

So far loving the section not.going.anywhere, Rebound, Dear Ben Pt II. I agree with @Jark, it's a really solid album (well, I'm halfway though so at least half of it is)

 

[Jark]

not going anywhere was my other standout!

 

[Devil]

Can’t be arsed listening to all that but I’m sure it’s fabulous

 

[funky]

The album is crap not a single bop (the Bimini mix of the single is good)

I wish her NOTHING BUT THE BEST THOUGH I still like her

 

[jivafox]

Can’t be arsed listening to all that but I’m sure it’s fabulous

!

 

[OutSynk]

Very excited to listen to it but I’m busy so I definitely never will. Love her so much though.

 

[supermassive]

Is this Jane Fonda

 

[OutSynk]

I haven't even seen the film yet but more content is already on the way. Looks to be some kind of making of the Jennifer Lopez Cinematic Universe (JLoCU).

 

[Eddie]

Has JLo been living in an alternate universe in which the WORLD is obsessed with her love life? Aside from Affleck, I can only name Diddy as one of her exes and she wasn't even married to him, was she?

I'm surprised she can keep a straight face through all of that.

 

[tommie]

Has JLo been living in an alternate universe in which the WORLD is obsessed with her love life?

She's the proto-Taylor Swift in the sense that she confuses herself being obsessed with broadcasting her love life as being the same thing as other people actually caring.

 

[PercyPig]

Watched this last night and finished it off today as fell asleep (sorry J. Lo). It was nice visually but the songs are absolute dogshit. Could she not have made this work around a greatest hits package instead.

 

[PercyPig]

The Zodiacs were kinda fun (for Europe)

 

[Devil]

Ok I need to catch up, is this some movie documentary or something?

I’ve been too concerned with telling people off to actually pay attention to what our Queen has been actually producing

 

[funky]

Has JLo been living in an alternate universe in which the WORLD is obsessed with her love life? Aside from Affleck, I can only name Diddy as one of her exes and she wasn't even married to him, was she?

So that's where he's been!

Come 'ome @Diddy

 

[supermassive]

 

[KC 🦋]

But will it ripen into a cult classic in 15 years (approximately)?

 

[VoR]

Already community noted, those are the streams from less than an hour the day before it was officially released.

 

[VoR]

Also, how on earth would you measure 'lowest debut by any main pop artist on the platform'? What does that even mean?

 

[Diddy]

So that's where he's been!

Come 'ome @Diddy

I was fooled by the rocks that she got

 

[lolly]

 

[POP!]

"Can't Get Enough" is #25 on US pop radio. Low streaming may prevent it from charting on the Hot 100. We'll see.

 

[PercyPig]

The quotes used here

“Very personal”

Reading like a doge meme

 

[straightorbroken]

Tempted to save this for pre-drinks viewing. Will decide tomorrow.