Junior Eurovision 2023

[VoR]

Yes yes we know it's sick and wrong.

 

[Kratz]

Let’s hope the UK sends another bop!

 

[Jacques]

I hope the unexpected news of Estonia's debut has made @OutSynk's day just like it's made mine.

 

[Kratz]

I hope the unexpected news of Estonia's debut has made @OutSynk's day just like it's made mine.

Can we expect Laura (13) to have a go?

 

[OutSynk]

I hope the unexpected news of Estonia's debut has made @OutSynk's day just like it's made mine.

There’s been no news coverage about this.

 

[Kratz]

Try saunanow.com

 

[VoR]

Chillingly, the baby that Birgit was carrying in 2013 would probably qualify for this now

 

[Kratz]

Chillingly, the baby that Birgit was carrying in 2013 would probably qualify for this now

Time for a comeback for that baby.

I also love this song.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Chillingly, the baby that Birgit was carrying in 2013 would probably qualify for this now

In 2025, so would the baby Ira Losco was carrying here:

 

[Penelope]

When is this this year? Must make a note so I can get diary appointments / alibis all sorted

 

[Pingu]

I hope the unexpected news of Estonia's debut has made @OutSynk's day just like it's made mine.

Along with stage mums and paedophiles throughout the Baltic region.

 

[VoR]

When is this this year? Must make a note so I can get diary appointments / alibis all sorted

26 November

 

[Penelope]

OMG the 20th anniversary of me losing my virginity!

 

[Kratz]

Who's going disguised as a school?

 

[Penelope]

I'm going disguised as @Lockhart

 

[dmlaw]

It must be quite hard for them to sell tickets for Junior Eurovision given how many of their fans aren’t allowed within 200 yards of the arena.

 

[VoR]

For the avoidance of doubt, I am NOT going. But I am open to any surprise bops that might come out of it.

 

[Penelope]

Still GETTING ON DOWN to this mesmering wonder nine months on

 

[Jacques]

Who's going disguised as a school?

I had booked a hotel with free cancellation in nearby Monaco (so as to comply with the restraining order) hoping to make this my first one, but I don't think it'll work out now as the contest falls when I'll be busy training for my new job

Let's hope the BBC deliver again and maybe it can come here for 2024.

 

[Kratz]

Still GETTING ON DOWN to this mesmering wonder nine months on

The gag of this being better than anything Ireland have sent since Niamh Kavanagh!

In 1993 I hasten to add

 

[Lucille]

I had booked a hotel with free cancellation in nearby Monaco (so as to comply with the restraining order) hoping to make this my first one, but I don't think it'll work out now as the contest falls when I'll be busy training for my new job

Let's hope the BBC deliver again and maybe it can come here for 2024.

And after you bought all those lovely CRAYONS

 

[Lucille]

Does France even have an age of consent or do they consider such things a bit BOURGEOIS?

 

[Kratz]

Does France even have an age of consent or do they consider such things a bit BOURGEOIS?

'If there's grass...'

Sorry, I CAN'T

 

[Lucille]

I see they RELUCTANTLY set it at 15!

 

[Kratz]

I see they RELUCTANTLY set it at 15!

JESC delegates better start getting their stories straight.

 

[MegaDolly]

About time but they have recorded the music video for the UK entry.

 

[Madíson]

Do we still need to compete? We’ve already tricked the EBU into letting us host the real contest.

 

[Kratz]

I forget that we actually won the ‘televote’ last year. Where was the Kaarja style protest?

 

[VoR]

 

[Penelope]

Pissing myself with gay abandon frankly

 

[Kratz]

Is it live from Sweatbox?

 

[OutSynk]

I’m really not ready.

 

[Lucille]

Getting into a mouldy towel and preparing myself for a series of regrettable decisions in anticipation!

 

[babun]

Stand Uniqu3 - Back to Life.
It is already on spotify.
Not officially confirmed yet but probably this one.

 

[Lucille]

Someone put in a long shift at SWEATBOX to get that info.

 

[VoR]

What an early 00s ‘shown three times on The Box and never heard from again’ group name!



Not bad though!

 

[Iguana]

 

[lolly]

The vocal affectation is horrid.

 

[Pingu]

What an early 00s ‘shown three times on The Box and never heard from again’ group name!

And song.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Good enthusiasm.