Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist)

[Suedehead]

Did you see her response to the Dr L--- thing when she was asked about on the Call Her Daddy podcast? Disgraceful.

 

[joanne]

FLUSH

 

[OutSynk]

FLUSH

It’s already CLOGGED.

 

[dUb]

 

[Joseph]

I edited it right after lol

You are SO KATY for this

 

[Joseph]

Oh Joseph, not revealing yourself to be KATY'S TRUE AUDIENCE

I’m a Facebook mom

 

[Joseph]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m a Facebook mom

SEXY CONFIDENT

 

[Joseph]

I DO NOT GIVE KATIE PARRY PERMISSION TO ACCESS MY NUSIC ACCOUNT

 

[dUb]

Quite well put

 

[Pipo]

You can see she struggled to answer that, which is telling since it's been a hot topic ever since the promo started. Her PR team literally had months to think of a well-constructed, coherent, sensible answer for every time she'd be asked this; it's funny how she acts all surprised, but she must be smarter than that. She GETS IT. It's that she just doesn't care because SHE's A MO-THER.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t think this is even good enough for the POP-TOILET. Is there some sort of SUB-SEWER this can reside in?

 

[jivafox]

DARK MOOPY

 

[funky]

People who have worked with Katy Perry before that she could have chose to work with them again but decided to go for the Dr.
Max Martin
Ali Payami (King, tbh)
Shellback
Stargate
Cirkut
Zedd
Greg Kurstin (omg is he still around anymore?)
Bloodshy
Bonnie McKee
even Sia and Charlie Puth

Screaming at bottom-of-the-barrel-substitute-last-choice-only-if-everyone-else-is-dead producer picks Sia and Charlie

 

[Dark Carnival]

DARK MOOPY

Keep this shit out of the lovely Dark Moopy!

 

[Pipo]

Screaming at bottom-of-the-barrel-substitute-last-choice-only-if-everyone-else-is-dead producer picks Sia and Charlie

To be fair, their penned tracks weren't hits exactly! maybe Harleys In Hawaii to an extent.

 

[Joseph]

She’s so crazy

 

[Lucille]

Fuck off.

 

[funky]

She’s just out here torturing us on the daily as though it’s legal and getting away with it.

When will it end?

 

[Kratz]

Those Erewhon smoothies will gross far more than the album.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

There is a 0% chance Celine chose to dress them, she bought the outfits and is acting like she was gifted them.

 

[KC 🦋]

As IF Celine would care about an event in TORONTO.

 

[Joseph]

 

[dmlaw]

Does it seem like Orlando is leaning away from her to anybody else?

 

[Lucille]

He’s terrified after remembering he forgot to close the pantry door.

 

[Joseph]

Still trying

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is there no end to her wickedness ??

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[funky]

I still can’t believe she thinks “I’m a mum, I made this” is a valid excuse for working with Dr Luke

Literally sat at home texting her friends “I did the interview and told everyone, so it’s all okay now, everyone’s gonna buy my album xx”

 

[Joseph]

 

[Apoca]

Can't wait for the camera pans to the audience during that performance.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

Who invited her?

 

[Halli]

Who invited her?

MTV bubs

 

[Pipo]

I bet she paid for all of this. Should have donated the money to something useful hun.

 

[KC 🦋]

Stay brave Katy! Don't let these bitter queens scare you. They'll all be at your upcoming sold-out tour avoiding each other's gaze/gays.

 

[Jark]

given the circumstances I have to say I did not expect a performance this good at the VMAs



Dark Horse
ET
I'm His, He's Mine
California Girls
Teenage Dream
I Kissed a Girl
Firework
Lifetimes

she killed it. incredible staging, strong vocals, great new mixes... she's just ensured a tour will sell out if she's up for it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nice try, but I will not be tricked into pressing play on that EVIL DEMON'S video

 

[jivafox]