Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling One - Gothenburg

[Alla]

Not sure what i just watched

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Bit of SIDEBOOB from the taller one, there

 

[cwej]

NO!

Felt like a DTF to me.

 

[cwej]

Felt like a DTF to me.

I hated it though.

 

[Tisch]

Victor Crone showing off his LED cupboards. We are in a COST OF LIVING CRISIS don't you know!

 

[ButterTart]

Felt like a DTF to me.

Better sad boy shite has crashed and burned in the past few years, I don’t see what this one has that they didn’t.

 

[VoR]

Can't believe I'm rooting for Victor Crone to rescue us from a Rejhan DTF

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Shaking my head whenever I look at this man

 

[FetchFugly]

I am very confused by the trousers.

 

[VoR]

This feels like it was written by an AI bot after being fed his previous two entries...

 

[Tisch]

What does this sound exactly like?

 

[Music]

This is so generic and sounds straight out of 2015.

 

[Tisch]

What does this sound exactly like?

Got it, everything

 

[VoR]

He's not doing much to hide how much heavy lifting the backing track is doing, is he?

 

[FetchFugly]

Rhyming nirvana and love ya

 

[Tisch]

He's not doing much to hide how much heavy lifting the backing track is doing, is he?

Yes it's so lackluster, like he couldn't quite negotiate the fee he quite wanted

 

[ButterTart]

I won’t insult you by pretending I didn’t love that.

 

[FetchFugly]

Everything tonight feels a bit half-arsed.

 

[VoR]

I assume Anna Book will be giving tearful interviews on every network tomorrow about her timeless classic being associated with toilet humour.

 

[Tisch]

What does this sound exactly like?

No actually it was a bit like that BOOGALOO shit from last year or whatever it was called

 

[VoR]

How is THIS the only act so far with so much as a hint of a staging budget?

 

[VoR]

Ladies and gentlemen... Liza Minnelli and Lorna Luft!

 

[win_the_game]

This has to be one of the weakest heats we've had in years.

Worryingly twink ballad is the only one that deserves to go to AC, never mind DTF.

 

[Tisch]

I know we're meant to laugh at the two silly old ladies but they're ACTUALLY clearly very staunch professionals and I love them for it.

It holds nothing to Ding Dong but it's fun to see them again

 

[VoR]

Well that wore out its welcome, but at least they seemed like they were having a good time.

 

[Tisch]

I know we're meant to laugh at the two silly old ladies but they're ACTUALLY clearly very staunch professionals and I love them for it.

It holds nothing to Ding Dong but it's fun to see them again

Okay this post was written right before the LINE FLUFFING

 

[ButterTart]

That was a hell of a performance, though. Blousy sad boy cunt straining for a shit and those two Tik Tok twats could learn a thing or two.

 

[FetchFugly]

If that were an interval act I would be quite pleased with it.

 

[win_the_game]

I never knew Jon was a POCKET GAY.

 

[ButterTart]

Jon is bafflingly small.

 

[Sheena]

Greetings from the Southsea Jury (me, Mr Sheena and Old Ellen), where we’ve broken out the Tattinger and they’re somehow loving the two old bags more than anyone else yet…

 

[Ill Advised]

this might be the worst heat ever

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Look at the LACK OF HEIGHT on that king

JHF is a trans person of colour and threw the first brick at Stonewall

 

[FetchFugly]

The 'DRUMMING'

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, this has just DESTROYED everything else for me.

 

[VoR]

There's something quite UNSETTLING about the way JFH barely moves his mouth when he's joiking.

 

[Tisch]

We just... Don't NEED joiking ever

 

[win_the_game]

Jon is not a natural mover is he. And you can barely hear him behind the pre-recorded joiking.

 

[Kratz]

This really is the heat from hell

 

[Music]

Jon is not a natural mover is he. And you can barely hear him behind the pre-recorded joiking.

He looked so STIFF!