Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling One - Gothenburg

[VoR]

That was alright, but I think Loreen can rest easy tonight.

Unless she gets drawn against the twink in Andra Chansen

 

[win_the_game]

Well I have absolutely no desire to hear any of these songs again.

 

[Ill Advised]

I don’t want any of them to qualify

 

[ButterTart]

Well, I loved that.

Sad Boy, Tone, and the Tik Tok Twats out please. Tone was good, but it just doesn’t suit her.

 

[Tisch]

Ranked by enjoyment...

1. LouLou
2. Eva + Ewa
3. Elav & Beny
4. Rejhan
5. Adam Woods etc.
6. Tone
7. Victor

Not AT ALL what I would have expected

 

[Sheena]

It’s not a great heat, anyway:

1. Jon etc
2. LouLou
3. Tone
4. Victor
5. The rappers
6. The two old women
7. The child

 

[win_the_game]

1. Rejhan
2. Elov & Beny
3. Jon et al.
4. Victor
5. LouLou
6. Tone
7. Eva + Ewa

 

[ButterTart]

1. Jon
2. LouLou
3. Victor
4. Ewa & Eva
5. Tone
6. Tik Tok Twats
7. Blousy nonsense

 

[Tisch]

No man in pants, you can NOT save this heat

 

[VoR]

Revised prediction

DTF: Jon Henrik & Rejhan
AC: Tone Sekelius & Victor Crone
5th: LouLou
6th: Eva & Ewa
7th: Elov & Benny

 

[win_the_game]

Nice to see they've GONE ALL OUT with the interval acts this year, with MAN IN A CONDOM.

 

[FetchFugly]

Is Linda offering to do a turn and save the heat?

 

[Alla]

Lindaaaaa

 

[Tisch]

What a shame King of Queens is about to start in Norway while this... shit is happening right now

 

[Tisch]

What a shame King of Queens is about to start in Norway while this... shit is happening right now

Oh lol I didn't mean Queen Linda!

 

[Kratz]

Is the Linda’s redemption arc?

 

[VoR]

Linda came dangerously close to punching the hostess in the face there.

 

[VoR]

Well that was a foregone conclusion...

 

[ButterTart]

Correct decision.

 

[VoR]

Weirdly anticlimactic result though. Almost as if they were acknowledging that everyone involved knew it was only ever going one way...

 

[FetchFugly]

The presentation of Crone's song was so weird.

 

[ButterTart]

Rejhan really is spectacularly shite.

 

[HalamaK]

1. Arch North
2. Ev(v)as
3. Tone
4. EPA-Schlager
5. Loulou
6. Pubic hair angst
7. Victor

 

[ButterTart]

What is happening here? Is it funny?

 

[VoR]

The presentation of Crone's song was so weird.

He really was giving us NOTHING.

 

[VoR]

God you can really tell SVT have SLASHED the budget this year

 

[Tisch]

Bit weird how they announce the first qualifier then wheel them off for an actually quite a long time. It's a bit anticlimactic like VoR said

 

[Alla]

Arde

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck, I’m going to the final as well. I hope they’ve rustled up some production values by then.

 

[Sheena]

Old Ellen watching the interval: “this is genuinely insane”

 

[HalamaK]

What is happening here? Is it funny?

No.

 

[Alla]

Thank god for a decent act.

 

[win_the_game]

This adds insult to injury when you think this time last year we'd already had 'Hold Me Closer'

 

[win_the_game]

Also why is she wearing a WIRE SCOURING PAD?

 

[Tisch]

Ooh claps and a drum for Cornelia. I like it

Lol at her literally shitting over EVERYONE today

 

[FetchFugly]

I've just checked Spotify and Cornelia's release this week is a live recording of one of her old songs. Wouldn't you get a new song out?

 

[ButterTart]

Her voice remains fucking brilliant.

 

[VoR]

Bizarre how she's released ONE single since this, which was widely ignored. These Melfest winners need better management/A&R.

 

[ButterTart]

Bizarre how she's released ONE single since this, which was widely ignored. These Melfest winners need better management/A&R.

Swedish singers are such lazy bastards.

 

[FetchFugly]

Cornelia on 50% was still several cuts above the efforts from this heat.