Moldova 2024: Natalia Barbu - In The Middle

[auretz]

O L presumably her artistic name as it’s the sound people make when they see her coming

 

[Lucille]

The toilet roll hanging off her wrists makes the whole thing VERY CHIC.

 

[Ill Advised]

Is it actually all women?

 

[Ill Advised]

This could be the worst song I’ve ever heard

 

[Lucille]

Is that a mole on her head or some sort of JEWEL? It’s terribly distracting.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Wasn't expecting to see Frankie from The Saturdays singing a wallowing ballad in Moldova but here we are.

 

[Lucille]

I dread to think what didn’t get past the semis.

 

[Ill Advised]

Wasn't expecting to see Frankie from The Saturdays singing a wallowing ballad in Moldova but here we are.

Speaking of Frankie. I saw her at the theatre on Tuesday night

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Bring back that disjointed song from the Real casnicăs of Chisnau that was on just before!

 

[Lucille]

Oh here we go girls

 

[Ill Advised]

The toilet roll hanging off her wrists makes the whole thing VERY CHIC.

I liked that they kept blowing in her face

Who was the guy in Oh Hells VT then?

 

[Ill Advised]

Wow. This is horrendous

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

She's DESTROYING this and leaving no traces.

DNA? more like DNQ

 

[auretz]

Fantastic

 

[Lucille]

Not quite as ENTICING as the studio version

 

[auretz]

Natalia Barbu is both coming with the only vaguely competent song *and* is married to Romania’s richest man so presumably will win

 

[Lucille]

Is this the one married to a BILLIONAIRE and therefore winning?

 

[Ill Advised]

I’m quite liking this

 

[Lucille]

Ok maybe it’s just VAGUELY COMPETENT after that run of ACTUAL TRAGEDIES but I quite enjoyed that nonsense.

 

[Lucille]

Our first man

 

[Ill Advised]

Some cock finally

 

[Ill Advised]

Ok maybe it’s just VAGUELY COMPETENT after that run of ACTUAL TRAGEDIES but I quite enjoyed that nonsense.

Would qualify for the finals methinks

 

[Lucille]

I like the subtle touch of putting the song called REVOLUTION after the billionaire’s wife.

 

[Ill Advised]

Well this is certainly something

 

[Lucille]

oh my

 

[Ill Advised]

Did he have a glass eye?

 

[auretz]

That last one was like a Georgian entry gone astray

 

[auretz]

I pity the poor jury having to make such a Sophie’s choice between all these gems

 

[Lucille]

it really puts the complaints about Melfest being bad this year into perspective.

 

[Ill Advised]

I think I’m more likely to get dysentery than a fever from this one

 

[Lucille]

Now why would you put a song called ‘Fever’ after a song called ‘Fever’?

 

[Ill Advised]

Now why would you put a song called ‘Fever’ after a song called ‘Fever’?

Odd!!

I quite liked the other one. Wrote by Jonas Gladnikoff too

 

[auretz]

The girl dancing around with the guitar gave me horrible flashbacks to Twist Of Love

 

[Ill Advised]

What other live stuff have we got tonight (other than MF?)

 

[auretz]

What other live stuff have we got tonight (other than MF?)

 

[Lucille]

It is quite remarkable Moldova manages to find a vaguely competitive song every year amongst this pile of turds.

 

[Ill Advised]

Oh! Fun! And most of them are on YouTube

 

[Ill Advised]

Wait! This doesn’t have another 1hr45 minutes left?

 

[VoR]

Wait! This doesn’t have another 1hr45 minutes left?

I mean what else do you think they have on Moldovan television?

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh is there an hour and half of CHIT-CHAT now?