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Not that it will be of much interest to members of this high-brow chat longe, but did anyone catch the Channel 4 documentary about the struggles of having a large penis last night?

An extra-large penis is an object of desire for many. But for some men, extra-large seriously complicates their lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery seems the only answer.

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I was watching the show before it about all the GIGGLES we used to have about the NUCLEAR EXISTENTIAL THREAT in the 1980s and I'm afraid we just LAUGHED and SWITCHED OVER

Was it BORINGLY SERIOUS?
 
Anyone struggling with this sort of curse and complication can of course find solace and spiritual guidance at the Large Penis Support Group - the internet's safest space for chat about the burden of having a nice thick one :disco:
 
Jocasta Clun said:
I was watching the show before it about all the GIGGLES we used to have about the NUCLEAR EXISTENTIAL THREAT in the 1980s and I'm afraid we just LAUGHED and SWITCHED OVER

Was it BORINGLY SERIOUS?
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And were there tears about not being able to fit it all in? @jyxz
 
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jyxz said:
Not that it will be of much interest to members of this high-brow chat longe, but did anyone catch the Channel 4 documentary about the struggles of having a large penis last night?

An extra-large penis is an object of desire for many. But for some men, extra-large seriously complicates their lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery seems the only answer.

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Nice to see they went for a variety of body types and weren’t just trying to do soft porn…
 
I watched it after being informed by about 5 str8 friends I’d be into it 👀👀

Sometimes I do wonder if Channel 4 now just commission shows for the purposes of serving Gogglebox
 
I would also like to announce that I’ve been approached to be in the follow up, “My Decidedly Average Penis”.
 
Also when did Andy Lee’s cock get so big. I don’t remember it being much when he was trying to keep it hard in various poorly filmed Triga pornos.
 
I started watching this for a bit of titillation but then remembered it’s not 1995 :eyes:

Also NO ONSCREEN XXX ANAL CAN YOU IMAGINE
 
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I might watch this tonight, it feels like a while since C4 have done a lurid docco. @PercyPig how does it compare to the glory days of Dogging Tales and so on? :disco:
 
Oh actually they had that one with the first on-screen erections a year or two ago didn't they, never mind :shock:
 
GNL said:
You can laugh, but I know someone living with this CONDITION and my heart bleeds every time it comes up.

Oops, did I say HEART?
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On which note, the show contains a nice story about someone with a whopper practically fucking someone to death. Apparently they realised at some point that the bed was soaking wet and that they were sexing in a HUGE POOL OF BLOOD :shock:
 
I’ve only just realised that this is narrated by JULIA DAVIS :D:disco:

The anxious beardy one who was considering having it chopped up and reduced really needs to seek out the love of a ROOMY MAN
 
Oh I wasn’t interested till I heard JULIA DAVIES!

What was that horrid DOCU many years ago about the PROVINCIAL GAY SAUNA?
 
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COB said:
I might watch this tonight, it feels like a while since C4 have done a lurid docco. @PercyPig how does it compare to the glory days of Dogging Tales and so on? :disco:
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POOR. Tongue not firmly in cheek for this one.

Remember the one about telephone sex workers where she was washing her kitchen cupboards down while saying something RANDY to the unsuspecting gentlemen caller :D

 
win_the_game said:
I liked the one about the LIVING DOLLS

“I’d be mortified if my neighbour’s found out” said one showing their face to an audience of several million, before stepping into a rubber body suit.
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It’s like the big dicked footballer on this cock show moaning about his friends taking CHANGING ROOM VIDS and sharing them in WhatsApp groups but being on Channel 4 is fine
 
PercyPig said:
It’s like the big dicked footballer on this cock show moaning about his friends taking CHANGING ROOM VIDS and sharing them in WhatsApp groups but being on Channel 4 is fine
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QUITE

He started to grate on me quite quickly, although I did think his “friends” were wankers. Also, making a big announcement about it on a first date? NO!
 
The woman in the couple who was bleating on about being a size queen was, I thought, a little shallow and basic - obviously no brain or hobbies to speak of and viewers such as myself would have loved to see some batik crafts - but anyone who wants an eyeful of her beardy boyfriend’s 7x7 will be thrilled to hear that the goods are available online.

Love always,
Shallow and Basic XXX
 
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