Nicola Sturgeon RESIGNS (+ ALLEGEDLY Crooked + FOUL LANGUAGE + HUSBAND CHARGED)

[jivafox]

 

[Finn]

Noooo, this will make all the TERFs happy

 

[Lucille]

LOCK HER UP!

 

[Soldi]

Need to find my theory certificate and see whether I did better than Nicola.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What did Nicola do?

 

[Kratz]

What did Nicola do?

Hand in the till

 

[GinAg (39)]

What did Nicola do?

Killed a kid.

 

[Lucille]

Light treason.

 

[jivafox]

 

[GNL]

Have they arrested her travelling troupe of Scottish lesbians too?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have they arrested her travelling troupe of Scottish lesbians too?

Surely she can just recruit more from prison?

 

[Eddie]

What did Nicola do?

She said she dislikes Padam.

 

[GNL]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

Oh she looks guilty as fuck!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Soldi, not CONSERVATIVE HOME

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Released without charge

 

[Finn]

Oh she looks guilty as fuck!

Shush now. That money was just resting in her account

 

[GNL]

Notes app statement released.

 

[octophone]

Gets Johnson off tomorrow's front pages, eh? *adjusts tinfoil hat*

 

[Lucille]

Did she buy her lovely Barrett home with the embezzled funds?

 

[Madíson]

Why are celebrities incapable of doing screenshots correctly?

 

[VoR]

 

[Soldi]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Judy Murray seagull orgasm

 

[win_the_game]

I’m not sure that’s any more believable than the rumour she was having an affair with a female French diplomat, and caught her cheating in a hotel room a stones throw away from the Scottish Government buildings.

 

[Tisch]

I’m not sure that’s any more believable than the rumour she was having an affair with a female French diplomat, and caught her cheating in a hotel room a stones throw away from the Scottish Government buildings.

It's like the rumour every school had that two teachers were fucking, but not just fucking they were CAUGHT IN THR STATIONERY CUPBOARD because that's a totally normal thing to happen

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

It's like the rumour every school had that two teachers were fucking, but not just fucking they were CAUGHT IN THR STATIONERY CUPBOARD because that's a totally normal thing to happen

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The rumour I've heard is much juicier to the point of libelous so ASK ME IN PERSON

 

[Tisch]

Literally had the same image in my head as I was posting

 

[Lucille]

The rumour I've heard is much juicier to the point of libelous so ASK ME IN PERSON

Me entering the Polo Lounge for Zen’s scalding hot Sturgeon tea.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Me entering the Polo Lounge for Zen’s scalding hot Sturgeon tea.

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Just make sure it doesn't clash with the next play of Padam Padam

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

Why does that look so photoshopped?

 

[Funky]

She looks like a window sticker

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like a window sticker

I was just thinking she'd sent her own cardboard cut-out to do the test for her.

 

[VoR]

I was just thinking she'd sent her own cardboard cut-out to do the test for her.

It's just one misdemeanour after another with that one...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’d have preferred her to say pish but otherwise I see no lies.