Pope Francis DEAD (1 Viewer)

[Joseph]

Just reading up on the favourites to replace him, and there's an outside chance we could get a young, hot Ukrainian pope, which would surely irritate the Americans to no end.

OH

I’m not religious but I could be

 

[Cloud]

My bet is on the Italian one because he's the only one with the world's favourite boogeyman GeNdEr IdEoLoGy in the description.

Be funny if it was a liberal one though and the Pope ended up the most liberal leader figure in the present Western world.

 

[Finn]

I've been reading more papal history and would also be up for a FRUITY POPE, like Pope Paul VI, the big shirtlifter

Pope Paul VI - Wikipedia

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[FetchFugly]

I want a YOUNG POPE, please.

Sick of these half-arsed cunts who retire or die after 10 years or so. Let's go for one who'll put the decades in like my boy John Paul II

Actually a messy schemer like the cardinal with the mole is probably what 2025 deserves

 

[octophone]

Alternatively one who'll die mysteriously after a month, like my boy John Paul I

Pope John Paul I conspiracy theories - Wikipedia

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Mark E Smith wrote a play about him and the single 'Hey Luciani'. Very little footage of the play exists and , judging from those few minutes, thank fuck.

 

[dmlaw]

I do enjoy how these religious fruits who likely disown fantasy fiction, video games, and magic, all dress like they're off to slay a level 72 wyvern with a blizzard spell and the Beads Of Justice

Every single one of those cardinals has the beads of justice FIRMLY in place.

 

[octophone]

Here's your HOTLIST

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Christ, what a bunch of cunts. Invite them all, then torch the fucking place.

 

[Lucille]

Shall we look at the current betting odds

 

[Lucille]

Erdö odds shortening.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I've been reading more papal history and would also be up for a FRUITY POPE, like Pope Paul VI, the big shirtlifter

Pope Paul VI - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Imagine actively SHAGGING A POPE.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I would say "IF YOU CAN", but I have no doubt at least half of you have looked up POPE PORN today.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

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[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He had a stroke

 

[Iguana]

The Vatican says Pope Francis died of a cerebral stroke that put him into a coma and led to irreversible heart failure. The death was confirmed Monday by Dr. Andrea Arcangeli, the head of the Vatican’s health department.

In a statement, he noted that Francis also suffered from episodes of respiratory insufficiency and had had bilateral pneumonia, as well as type 2 diabetes and hypertension. Francis died Monday at 7:35 a.m.

https://apnews.com/live/pope-francis-dies-catholic-church-updates#00000196-5989-d14d-a1bf-df9f6ff20000

 

[Suedehead]

RIP and all that but
I think the real question to catholics, the Vatican, Italy and the world is
Does the world really need a Pope in 2025
Wouldn’t the money better be used elsewhere

 

[jivafox]

Love this random AI slop that’s just popped up on my FB

 

[Joseph]

It’s time

 

[Dark Carnival]

You DON’T touch drag performers, everyone knows that!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You DON’T touch drag performers, everyone knows that!

Catholicism is not a contact sport!

 

[octophone]

What odds would I get on Jade Ewen?

 

[Tisch]

So sad

 

[Lucille]

You DON’T touch drag performers, everyone knows that!

Get her Jade!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Madison]

Some thoughtful words from Trump. I’m disgusted Melania and the rabbit didn’t say anything:

 

[VoR]

Is that the first sighting of Melania since the inauguration? I thought they’d given up on even pretending they’re still married in any meaningful sense.

 

[rhythmbandit]

JD is doing the rounds.



Someone check on Modi in the morning.

 

[dmlaw]

Is that the first sighting of Melania since the inauguration? I thought they’d given up on even pretending they’re still married in any meaningful sense.

Trump, Melania and the rabbit are officially now in a throuple.