The Unholy Ghost
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Oh I’m done with being CHEAP AND NASTYYou know what this means don't you
we need a new ZU TIPS thread for the COZZY LIVS
£1.40 for cottage cheese in Lidl? I’m sure it used to be 70 PENCE!
Poor @Lucille will be reduced to snacking on her own thrush
I was going to suggest that readers TUCK INTO THEMSELVES if purse strings are tight and there we have itI’m frequently forced to take scoops from my NETHERS, especially now the yoghurt is a brutally high 69p
The stench of piss isn’t enough to put ALL of us off eatingI find hanging around the LIDL BINS around lunchtime helpful
Not because you can help yourself to LEFTOVERS but because the STENCH OF PISS is enough to put you off eating
@Lucille is best placed to answer that as Lidl Hackney regulars confirm that she has a rare diagnosis of CRUSTY CUNNYWhat bodily substance would best be used as a substitute for crispy onion flakes please?
EczemaWhat bodily substance would best be used as a substitute for crispy onion flakes please?
It’s not nice when it ends up as a sprinkle in the cream doughnuts but security have been alerted@Lucille is best placed to answer that as Lidl Hackney regulars confirm that she has a rare diagnosis of CRUSTY CUNNY
I’m not sure whether that’s a tampon or mouse based on a very quick look and I’m NOT going to revisit it to confirm
TBF I thought it was a mouse tooI’m not sure whether that’s a tampon or mouse based on a very quick look and I’m NOT going to revisit it to confirm
Surely an onion, with it's many layers is the future of bottom cleaning. Tampons to be replaced with a leek, you can just REMOVE A LAYER for NEXT MONTH.Wipe your bum with your potato then just peel off the soiled bits.
You might have to “start” offering yourself up in exchange for pricey ‘loumi goodsA halloumi wrap from the local kebab shop has gone from £5 to £8
@ButterTart to explain plzButter prices have shot up in the last year.
I've never had a Biscoff creme biscuit, but by buggery I'm going to try them now, even at £1.75.