RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Zu]

That's why mums use SMASH.

Not the same though, is it? Mind you, who can resist those crunchy hard bits

 

[Zu]

Not to sound all BOURGEOIS but who goes to effort of mashing potato when it comes helpfully PRE-MADE?

Because pre-made doesn't taste quite the same

 

[Zu]

Anyway, the sausages have gone furry so that's my lovely HAND-CURATED MASH DINNER ruined

 

[GNL]

I surely must have said this already but the fear of repetition hasn't stopped me before: overly obvious AUTOTUNE. Especially when it's particularly metallic

MY EARS

I know she's not a VOCALISTE but Maxonna's modern output would be much better if she didn't feel the need to smooth out EVERYTHING.

Like, was there any need for Ghost Town to go through the Glee cast filter?

 

[Zu]

Anyway, the sausages have gone furry so that's my lovely HAND-CURATED MASH DINNER ruined

Cue hastily contrived excuse to go to LIDL. And just look at what's on offer!

 

[Soldi]

I bought some FISH that I froze as soon as I got home but I’ve thawed it and it smells fucking RANK

 

[GNL]

All fish smells rank.

Especially tuna.

FUCK TUNA.

 

[Soldi]

I mean there’s rank and there’s YOU’RE GONNA DIE IF YOU EAT IT rank.

 

[Diddy]

Speaking of Rs, I love a rolled r/alveolar trill.

is that when someone licks your nipple?

 

[Kate]

BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE SLAGS (writes Uncle "No Self-Awareness" Off Topic)

I give you: washing up the saucepan and (principally) masher after cooking mashed potato

This is why mums have a DISHWASHER

 

[Diddy]

I really hate the type of trains I’ve been using this week. They have little 4-seat groups face to face, but all the two seaters are facing inward so you have to ride sideways (I hate that).

it seems really inefficient too, because all travellers, solo or otherwise, really want these so you end up with seat hogs. One man put down bags on two of the seats and bizarrely ran his very long headphone cable through one of the standing passenger hand grip loops (?!)

 

[Diddy]

Yeah another woman bagged a booth seat, but her large suitcase in the footwell of the two window seats, sat on the aisle seat, took her shoes off and put her feet up on the fourth seat.

I find that so horrible, just the level of selfishness and lack of consideration

 

[RS]

I thought the Japanese were all very orderly and respectful when it came to these things.

 

[Ellie]

Yeah another woman bagged a booth seat, but her large suitcase in the footwell of the two window seats, sat on the aisle seat, took her shoes off and put her feet up on the fourth seat.

I find that so horrible, just the level of selfishness and lack of consideration

It’s just the fact that it’s fine to do that on a near empty carriage, but they then do some bad acting, pretending to be completely oblivious to lots of people getting on the train to avoid having to make room for them.

 

[Diddy]

I thought the Japanese were all very orderly and respectful when it came to these things.

well I guess most people normally behave well, as in most countries. But like most countries there are also selfish pricks (usually old people too!)

 

[Martha Skidd]

Not the same though, is it? Mind you, who can resist those crunchy hard bits

I -

NEVER MIND

 

[Sheena]

My MarComms person referring to her department of just her as the "Valuable Content Department"

 

[Marina Salty]

I absolutely hate it when people take their shoes off in any kind of public transportation and also when people don't bother to look what seat they're supposed to be sitting in thereby forcing you of having to ask them in order to get your seat.

 

[Lucille]

Omg people taking their shoes off IN THE PUB.

 

[Inner Smile]

The word 'hun'

 

[Zu]

I mean I'm clearly saying this in the wrong place so am preparing myself for fish heads and death threats but "BOPS"

FUCK OFF

 

[Zu]

Also PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVES

 

[RS]

Also PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVES

Fuck Moopy’s drag, huh?

 

[Zu]

Fuck Moopy’s drag, huh?

FUCK IT ALL

I've recently had to claw actual stances out of people who thought it appropriate to send me passive-aggressive texts with very obvious subtexts. Do I have the time, interest and energy for this? No I do not. I'm very busy organising charity events and galas to help stray pets and orphans thank you very much

Also CUNTISH CONDESCENSION and KNOW-ALLS

 

[OutSynk]

I mean I'm clearly saying this in the wrong place so am preparing myself for fish heads and death threats but "BOPS"

FUCK OFF

Bopping to this post rn

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CUNTISH CONDESCENSION and KNOW-ALLS

TAG ME NEXT TIME

 

[Zu]

Bopping to this post rn

TO BOP isn't quite as bad as BOPS but it's not far off. Anyway I'm sure "bops" was a Popjustice invention. Whatever next? Spreading our bussies for VASILIOS?*

*Obviously I MIGHT CONSIDER IT

 

[COB]

TO BOP isn't quite as bad as BOPS but it's not far off. Anyway I'm sure "bops" was a Popjustice invention. Whatever next? Spreading our bussies for VASILIOS?*

*Obviously I MIGHT CONSIDER IT

Whither DIGNITY?

 

[Zu]

Whither DIGNITY?

NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS SORRY

ANNIEWAYS he's told me that we're going out for dinner with MADONNA

 

[lolly]

Anyway he's told me that we're going out for dinner with MADONNA

Silly, that's DIGNITAS

 

[Diddy]

Waiting for a daily thread to be posted because you don’t want to always do it but you’re up before everyone.

 

[Diddy]

Having a dehydration headache and really busting for a wee. Can’t my body just work it all out?!

 

[Diddy]

Also why grow hair in a style that means you are CONSTANTLY pawing at little strands of it ALL THE TIME

 

[Diddy]

(I have actually had a nice trip that I’m sure has done me a world of good, but there’s a lot more stimulus in Tokyo that being stuck in my apartment so that’s why I’ve posted a lot)

 

[Diddy]

posters like @COB and @Queen of the Bay who sympathised with my earlier post but didn’t start a daily thread



edit: oops @COB did in DISGUISE!

 

[Marina Salty]

@Diddy I thought about it, but was stuck inventing a good title, my original idea was Monday wakes up in Japan.

 

[COB]

@Diddy to apologise.

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy apologises to @COB deeply onscreen

 

[Lucille]

Phone chargers that only work when you position them in a VERY SPECIFIC WAY.

See also my refusal to replace said chargers until they’ve completely given up.

 

[Diddy]

Phone chargers that only work when you position them in a VERY SPECIFIC WAY.

See also my refusal to replace said chargers until they’ve completely given up.

YES! Although it seems to be an issue with my phone, from the moment I bought it, sometimes the headphones stop working because it’s not in perfect. I had fun waking up realising it hadn’t charged and was on 3% just before I wanted to go on a trip