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Can someone explain tummy swords??
When a man and a man love each other very much…Can someone explain tummy swords??
When a man and a man love each other very much…
The sort of activity two gents can partake in if they don't want to utilise their bottoms or mouthsCan someone explain tummy swords??
They rub their “swords” on each others tummies until they produce semen and 9 months later there is not a baby.Please give more detailed description x
A smilie face? I’ve clearly been getting it all wrong8===D
A guy told me that I wasn’t “comfortable being gay” because I didn’t want to hold his hand on a second date
That's quite fucked up. It's a very personal thing that won't be for everyone!A guy told me that I wasn’t “comfortable being gay” because I didn’t want to hold his hand on a second date
Did you tell him it was due to his poor personal hygiene ?A guy told me that I wasn’t “comfortable being gay” because I didn’t want to hold his hand on a second date
I think we need a POLEI'm not into holding hands, not for me i'm afraid
I think we need a POLE
True but I’m not even against it in general, I just didn’t want to with HIMThat's quite fucked up. It's a very personal thing that won't be for everyone!
Well if you stop stuffing fivers into his jockstrap he might get offLater, when Soldi gets off it
You called?I think we need a POLE
It's serious.Totally singing Soldi In A Jockstrap to the tune of Girlfriend In A Coma now
Somebody will be getting funny looks in Tesco ExpressTotally singing Soldi In A Jockstrap to the tune of Girlfriend In A Coma now
That’s kind of cuteThere was a couple at work who used to meet up every lunch time, hold hands and walk around the building. There was something so laughably playground about it.
A guy told me that I wasn’t “comfortable being gay” because I didn’t want to hold his hand on a second date
Past tense?There was a couple at work who used to meet up every lunch time, hold hands and walk around the building. There was something so laughably playground about it.
Former job, maybe they still do it!Past tense?
Was it a messy break up?
Former job, maybe they still do it!
Like Kang and Kodus who always need to transfer long protein strings...
Fake news!Reading over the last page, I’m getting ‘tummy swords but no homo’ vibes from @RJN.
KIDS THESE DAYS that describe things are “so aesthetic”
WTF are you trying to say
Yeah, what an absolute cunt.Most people do that yeah
I think to be fair this particular lady was oblivious to me lurking behind her with one item looking at my watch, at least until her queue defence mechanism came into effect and by that point it's HOW DARE YOU no matter how many items you've got
But yeah as I see it, some level of "just grabbing this one thing and nipping back to the queue" is fine as I'm sure most reasonable people would agree, but if you're just basically trying to hold the position and do half your shopping at the same time then you forfeit your position!