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Watching last night’s Potomac and it’s obvious that evil Monique has blackmailed Ashley with a video of her husband molesting the camera man in order for her to make the statement. Monique is just so evil.

I enjoy Robyn so much, she’s so stunning. Wendy and her degrees need to get the fuck out.
 
I watched 2 episodes of The Real Housewives of Cheshire before I went to pick my son up from school and must say I could have happily left him there and continued watching.
 
YES!

Cat was like a blueprint for Lisa Vanderpump. And everything that Michaele does (not just the infamous White House party crashing) is insane television.

OK I've watched a couple of episodes today. I think the political SLANT would probably work better in 2020 than it did back then :D

I HATE the British woman. She's SO racist.
Michaele and Tareq are clearly hilarious, and I'm sure would have turned up on ANOTHER reality show had Housewives not happened. The THIRST is real. I like that they get a white limo whenever they are required to arrive somewhere on camera.
I really like Lynda and Stacie. Both quite low key but GOOD PEOPLE. Lynda is VERY Nancy Pelosi :D
How did the other one even get cast, she's SO BORING! Possibly one of the dullest Housewives since DESHAWN SNOW!

Oh and I didn't realise there was a BONUS HOUSEWIFE with the flicky haired GAY!
 
Michaele and Tareq are clearly hilarious, and I'm sure would have turned up on ANOTHER reality show had Housewives not happened. The THIRST is real. I like that they get a white limo whenever they are required to arrive somewhere on camera.

Once it became clear to production and the other women that everything was an act with them, the snowballing of lies unravelling is just glorious to watch :disco:
 
Once it became clear to production and the other women that everything was an act with them, the snowballing of lies unravelling is just glorious to watch :disco:

DC is SUCH a fascinating time capsule. I'm sure several of the women REGRET the gay marriage discussion scene these days :D
The British woman is such a mess. She wouldn't be able to get away with her shit with Stacie's friend in 2020. She just comes across as quite racist and tone deaf.

The vienyard dinner! Michaela and Tereq are on another level :D It's SO OBVIOUS everybody just refused to film with them afterwards.
Episode 4 and already filming ALONE :D possibly a Housewives record. It's incredible how the police seem to turn up WHENEVER they are filming, and Tareq's phantom "evil mother" causing all this drama from AFAR!
 
I can't remember a more PATHETIC lie being called out on camera than bringing supermarket-bought grapes to a a vineyeard for a grape-crushing and pretending they are your vineyeard's own. Utterly mortifying!

A lot of the later half of the season is understandably devoted to the White House crashing, but it's all done via making Michaela and Tareq look as awful as possible, so no complaints really. :disco:

One bit that sticks out the most, is Michaela bragging to the stylist doing her hair for the party, about exactly which party it is that she's going to later that day. Only for the stylist to be so excited that she asks to see the invite, just to see what one looks like. With Michaela then spending the next 15 minutes looking in her purse and her car for an invite that she knows isn't there - with the cameras following her every move of course :D
 
auckland was magnificent! amazing it is coming back. i assume it is part due to the fact it’s the only english-speaking nation with no covid restrictions. thank you jacinda!

It's the same production company as Melbourne who were MEANT to be shooting right now, but can't.
Maybe there was a Housewives-shaped hole in the schedule that needed filling, so Auckland got the call? :D

There was meant to be a second season years ago, but EVIL JULIA sued them.
I'm guessing also they can sell Auckland to trash TV channels/streaming services abroad and make a bit more coin than they could a non-franchise New Zealand/Australian reality show.
 
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I never thought I'd be so happy to see Angela Stone's demented Joker's grin again. 2020 continues to turn the world on its head.
 
This season of Potomac really fell off a cliff eh?
Even the editors couldn't make this week's episode interesting (despite trying), and that's when they are forced together on a CAST TRIP together!

Agreed re. @Phoenix and the possible Monique/Ashley blackmail. Was Monique even IN this episode? There's also something going on with Ashley, but I'm not going to be an armchair doctor and attempt to diagnose RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
 
I can't remember a more PATHETIC lie being called out on camera than bringing supermarket-bought grapes to a a vineyeard for a grape-crushing and pretending they are your vineyeard's own. Utterly mortifying!

A lot of the later half of the season is understandably devoted to the White House crashing, but it's all done via making Michaela and Tareq look as awful as possible, so no complaints really. :disco:

One bit that sticks out the most, is Michaela bragging to the stylist doing her hair for the party, about exactly which party it is that she's going to later that day. Only for the stylist to be so excited that she asks to see the invite, just to see what one looks like. With Michaela then spending the next 15 minutes looking in her purse and her car for an invite that she knows isn't there - with the cameras following her every move of course :D

Woah the second half of DC is SUCH a ride. As I said before, SUCH an interesting time capsule too as it flirts with social/political issues more heavily than other franchises from the same time. Interesting it gets written off as boring, as it really ISN'T. Maybe people just watched episode 1 and didn't bother to dive in deeper.

Tareq and Michaela are just NEXT LEVEL weird :D
I sort of love Michaela? She seems quite damaged, and Stacie & husband did seem to genuinely sort of like her despite the HIGH DRAMA! They were just such classic cokehead grifters :D They totally seem the type to cause as much mayhem as they can get away with for as long as possible, then re-emerge with a completely different identity in another city once the walls start to close in :D

Tareq looked absolutely AWFUL at the reunion, white as a sheet and sweating. There seemed to be some horrible darkness lurking beneath their relationship too, and Lynda alluded to it several times.

The reunion is one of the best I've ever seen. The PILE ON in the second half, including Andy getting involved. BORING ASS EYES-GLAZED Mary thinking she's really doing something by trying to end the show with "You HIJACKED OUR SHOW! Think about that" :D / :eyes:
The women were quite lucky to have such a rail-roading from Tareq and Michaela TBH, otherwise Cat's gross behaviour would have been much more under the microscope.

I don't know HOW they would have done a season 2, as clearly nobody would have filmed with Michaela aside from maybe Stacie.
Stacie and Lynda were both CHYKA-style intelligent grounding Housewives, but neither had the personality to anchor or build a franchise around.
 
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OC is so weird this season. It’s like I’m watching a bunch of nobodies.

It was sweet to see Braynyn and her husband embracing their gay drag son. Otherwise it’s more awfulness from Kelly.
 
Tareq looked absolutely AWFUL at the reunion, white as a sheet and sweating. There seemed to be some horrible darkness lurking beneath their relationship too, and Lynda alluded to it several times.

When I finished it, I Googled what happened to them after the show, and apparently Michaela left him quite soon after the reunion filmed - for the singer from Journey!

It would have been right when Don't Stop Believing was getting a new lease of life from Glee, so Michaela clearly saw some shinier coat-tails to ride on, and swiftly made her move :D
 
Potomac is rumoured to be a 4 part reunion :disco: here for it if it is as epic as Atlanta’s S9 reunion.
 
I just hope it all leads to a SEASON 6 Gizelle TAKE DOWN!

I mean, I LOVE GIZELLE - but it's really ABOUT TIME! Monique and Karen VS the Green Eyed Bandits would be CAMP HEAVEN!

Wendy and her TEN DEGREES can be THERE I guess lol, honestly willing for Candiace to be fired now SOZ
 
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I just hope it all leads to a SEASON 6 Gizelle TAKE DOWN!

I mean, I LOVE GIZELLE - but it's really ABOUT TIME! Monique and Karen VS the Green Eyed Bandits would be CAMP HEAVEN!

This.

Though I'd also like a season where Gizelle has to fight (and subsequently, lose) her battles, without the aid of her sidekick always looming behind her. In other words, sack Robyn.

Gizelle is never afraid to go up against anyone, because she knows she'll always have the back-up of Robyn. Just once, it would be interesting to see her navigate a season without that crutch. I definitely think we'd see a very different Gizelle.
 

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