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Also what are the best Housewives CHRISTMAS episodes? My brain is genuinely fried from the countdown thread :D

I may treat myself to a festive rewatch of all the Berkshires episodes over the next week or so, because WHY THE HELL NOT! :disco:

The episode with the Nutcracker aka Dorinda saves Christmas
 
Heather impressed me (finally) this week, when she staggered up to that guy, flirted with him with all the subtlety of Jen Shah in front of a camera, and then didn't buckle or flinch when he essentially asked her to put her money where her mouth is, and took her home from the party. And all on camera too. Queen.
 
Meredith's LVP-esque regality is elevating her higher and higher above her castmates as each episode goes on. It's even more fascinating to watch in season 1 because she has no idea it's happening. Although I can't say I won't be here for the swelled-ego Meredith in season 3, once she cottons on she's the fan fave.

And there's no way Brooks is ever going back from that gap year so long as this show is filming.
 
Jen and Mary might bring all the ridiculousness but Meredith and Heather are the clear anchors of RHOLSC. Whitney decent enough though that storyline with her Dad is going nowhere. Lisa is still terrible but she’s moved from “So terrible I want her off of the show” in the first two episodes to “So terrible she amuses me” territory.
 
This is a good breakdown of the Tom and Erika lawsuit

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-12-17/tom-girardi-erika-jayne-rhobh-divorce

Stealing money from burn victims and cancer patients is shocking. All the while she was going around patting her puss.

This comment I saw on reddit about the Erika case made me lol so much:

"How do they even eat if they don’t have any money and can’t acquire any? A riches to rags story. Living in that house with whatever they have only.
Her fillers start to fade. The eyelashes fall off. The lips deflate. The black roots get longer and longer.
Burn furniture for warmth?"

Please film it ALL! :D
 
Jen and Mary might bring all the ridiculousness but Meredith and Heather are the clear anchors of RHOLSC. Whitney decent enough though that storyline with her Dad is going nowhere. Lisa is still terrible but she’s moved from “So terrible I want her off of the show” in the first two episodes to “So terrible she amuses me” territory.

I'm finding Meredith and her family so fascinating, despite having not actually DONE all that much herself so far :D She's definitely the MVP of the show, and so effortlessly EXPENSIVE!

Lisa is quickly becoming a fave, having written her off on episode 1 :D She's quite WEIRD! Especially her bizarre way of speaking. I'm getting Lydiot vibes, albeit with a shade more intellect.

Heather doesn't do a lot for me - she's not really giving me mess, aspiration or GLAMOUR. Probably my least fave so far from SLC.
 
SLC rank

1. Meredith (queen of Xanax)
2. Heather (seems lovely and sad)
3. Whitney (she can veer very easily into trashy white girl but the short hair helps)
4. Lisa (although I think she’s the one on the chopping block)
5. Jen (I expect a Mariah Huq kind of fall for her)
6. Mary (the least charismatic cult leader...ever)
 
I tried to give OC another go, watching last week's Covid episode as I'd read it was QUITE GOOD.
Sorry but no. I couldn't finish it. I had to turn it off when it got to an elongated SKYPE CHAT between Elizabeth and Gina as I realised I just DIDN'T CARE!
Surely NOT CARING about any of the wives is worse than hating them.

Aside from perhaps Kelly and Emily, none of the cast have ANY chemistry or you could imagine hanging out in real life.
Shannon is a sad shadow of who she used to be. I've said it before, but her morphing into a grandma version of herself is just so weird compared to how she used to be.

That they spent a decent part of the episode talking about TAMRA this far into a season surely shows even the editors know this season is a total dud.
Tamra actually played a blinder by getting "fired" this season. Had she filmed her 3 supposed episodes, I'm sure she would have ended up staying the entire season. I can't see ANY WAY she's not coming back next season if OC gets renewed :D
 
I tried to give OC another go, watching last week's Covid episode as I'd read it was QUITE GOOD.
Sorry but no. I couldn't finish it. I had to turn it off when it got to an elongated SKYPE CHAT between Elizabeth and Gina as I realised I just DIDN'T CARE!
Surely NOT CARING about any of the wives is worse than hating them.

Aside from perhaps Kelly and Emily, none of the cast have ANY chemistry or you could imagine hanging out in real life.
Shannon is a sad shadow of who she used to be. I've said it before, but her morphing into a grandma version of herself is just so weird compared to how she used to be.

That they spent a decent part of the episode talking about TAMRA this far into a season surely shows even the editors know this season is a total dud.
Tamra actually played a blinder by getting "fired" this season. Had she filmed her 3 supposed episodes, I'm sure she would have ended up staying the entire season. I can't see ANY WAY she's not coming back next season if OC gets renewed :D

I keep watching but I agree I don’t care for any of them. But it’s fascinating to watch the covid as it happens.

Also Brawnwyn is so dark, when she revealed that she slaps Shaun around and all the stuff her daughter talks about. It’s some scary shit.
 
SLC rank:

1 Meredith - as mentioned, she just OOZES expensive, and is naturally quite compelling to watch. They could have re-tooled the WHOLE SHOW to be about her, Lisa and her family.
2 Jen - I KNOW :D She's annoying and too much, but give me extra over boring any day. I believe she will eventually tone it down and become a great Housewife. Let's be honest, her deck of cards is gonna topple one day, and it's gonna fall HARD!
3 Lisa - She's just a bit WEIRD. A good support character that I can see carving out her own bizarre sub-storylines as the show progresses whilst never really getting the full spotlight.
4 Mary - Initially funny, but now I'm just starting to think she shouldn't even be on TV. She's increasingly very frail and a bit NOT ALL THERE. Kim Richards vibes.
5 Whitney - Cute, but a bit standard Housewife fodder. She could be cast on almost any franchise and bring about the same.
6 Heather - MEH, she needs to up her WITTY LINES to grow in my affections.

But to be honest I like them all, VERY well cast in terms of dynamics.
 
I keep watching but I agree I don’t care for any of them. But it’s fascinating to watch the covid as it happens.

Also Brawnwyn is so dark, when she revealed that she slaps Shaun around and all the stuff her daughter talks about. It’s some scary shit.

Brawnwyn does nothing for me. She has every storyline in the world, and she still isn't interesting or compelling to watch for me. She just isn't IT!
And I'm not really into her being the fans "shining light" of the season because she votes Democrat. Like you said - she's a garbage person!
 
Omg :D



Someone had too much to drink
 
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Those receipts are so weird. Cos they're so ancient! What kind of phone were they taken on? They remind me of the close-ups of the infamous text exchange between Nene & Kim in very early Atlanta over a decade ago. "You are a low budget bitch". :D

All Erika's done is tell us that she knew Tom was having an affair ten years ago and stayed with him regardless. She can't seriously believe that we'll all think this is why she is divorcing him now, as opposed to the asset hiding/freezing. Can she?
 
Omg I had a sex dream about BROOKS last night.

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„why do you need to mentally prepare for Charisse?“ :D

Robyn cutting through the nonsense is one of my lowkey favourite things about Potomac. Doesn’t happen a lot, but when it does it’s wonderfully matter-of-fact.

Not a lot happened in episode 2 if the reunion really. Bring on the 90 minute FINALE. :disco:
 
Not before June at the earliest. They shut down recently due to Covid.
 
Not OUR LU humble-bragging that she's STILL on Andy's Christmas card list :D I swear she does this every year.



Which other Housewives do we think are still on the list? Bethenny and Teresa are on lock I'd IMAGINE, maybe Kyle too. I doubt Ramona is.
Nene sadly found waiting for the postman that NEVER DELIVERS this year :(
 
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I imagine Andy sends queen Kenya a turd in a box with a card signed 'lol at ur divorce x' seeing as he can BARELY hide his contempt towards her normally :D

I wonder if his position on Kenya has shifted a little now that he has experienced his own Nene debacle and he needs TWIRL to make sure Atlanta remains gone with the wind fabulous. :eyes:

But I mean yes, his disdain for her is so blatant but deep down he clearly lives for her reads cause he is messy as fuck himself. :)
 
He obviously dislikes Monique. His face when she brought up the binder was not pleased. He loves Gizelle on the other hand.
 

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