Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Heather's obituary and choir storyline is just... not it for me sister, sorry.
Wild Rose's husband getting fired - such a gag! Loved it. Vindication for all of us who had to endure watching it.
I firmly believe SLC has the hottest husbands. Lisa's man is just something else.
 
This season is just...eh? It feels like they are acting out a Drag Race challenge?
Nothing on this show would have remotely ever happened had the cameras not been there. It's a similar issue to the last season of Atlanta, but TEN TIMES WORSE. It's just all so obviously engineered and fake that it doesn't work for me as a reality show.

Lisa Barlow is the shining light, as she's the only one that feels like she's showing a semblance of her authentic self.
 
I agree it’s not been the best season so far. As much as I love Lisa, I have been sick of her fake crying with zero tears.

All the friends of have not had an actual intro so it just feels like they’re shoe horned in for storylines so I have no idea what they’re actually like as people.
 
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She's divisive online, but I don't HATE Sarah Paulson taking a break from her illustrious acting career to appear on Salt Lake City in a Friend Of role.

If they were actually doing something remotely REGULAR on this show I imagine she'd really shine in a thirsty Kim G/D fashion.
 
I honestly don't understand the FACE of one of the random Friend Ofs???

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It's VERY Rossy del Palma :disco:
 
I honestly just watch so I can listen to SUP and their hilarious Whitney impressions



 
She's divisive online, but I don't HATE Sarah Paulson taking a break from her illustrious acting career to appear on Salt Lake City in a Friend Of role.

If they were actually doing something remotely REGULAR on this show I imagine she'd really shine in a thirsty Kim G/D fashion.

She is giving strong Kim’s energy.
 
The Angie’s are to SLC what the Kim’s were to NJ.
 
This season feels like a SLC 2.5 where we are watching real-time auditions for the next Housewife?

Anyway Angie K clearly gets it. Weird face, EVIL EYE outfit, spat at least 3 memorable one-liners this episode alone and also has a weird head-girl energy about her? It's quite Andrea from Melbourne season 1 but make it Mormon.

I do think this show could do with an injection of Bethenny-style alpha-female energy, and she seems to fit the brief.
 
I hate this show/cast. Heather has gone from likeable to one of the most hateful housewives.

They’re all just trashy.
 
I'm ready to declare this one of the WORST Housewives seasons of all time. Up there with the New Jersey armpit years of DOOM.

The only episode I've enjoyed is the one where Angie K got champagne in her hair.
Everything else has been various shades of CLEARLY FAKE FOR CAMERA, nonsense arguing about nothing, attempting (and failing) to create "iconic" Housewives moments and fast-forwarding through Whitney solo scenes :zombie:

Lisa Barlow has had her fun moments, has Meredith even been part of this season?? but it's not enough.

I've seen some fan chatter that they could probably cancel this after this season and nobody would really care. It's pretty obvious these women aren't rich OR aspirational, and there's absolutely FUCK ALL to do in Utah. How many times can we have a roaring-twenties THEMED PARTY!
 
As much as she’s not a fave of mine, they should move Lisa (maybe with Meredith) to NYC and have them anchor the show there. They’re probably too poor for NYC but this show is the pits.
 
A great explanation of the black eye

Ugh I had a whole post on this yesterday, but the mods took it down because I posted episode-related content too soon. Check out the photos u/GuniGooGoo added in the comments of that post to see what I'm referencing:

Heather's black eye reveal took place the morning of day 3 of the trip where we see a deep black bruise and heavy swelling. The episode is edited to suggest that Heather received the bruise in the early hours of day 3. I think this is a misdirection.

Deep bruises like Heather's take 1-2 days to form. After blood vessels break and blood pools to the site of the injury, the blood slowly oxidizes over this length of time, which is what gives a bruise it's color. It is unlikely that a bruise as severe as Heather's took less than a day to form.

I believe Heather had this bruise as early as Night 1. When Heather shows up for the dinner, the area around her left eye looks purple. "But OP... Perhaps this is her eyeshadow?" Take a look at Episode 10 at 28:47. You can see light purple on the outside and bottom of Heather's left eye socket (aka her left zygomatic bone) in an area that extends way behind where eyeshadow would even drift to. Shortly thereafter, she puts on her sunglasses. At night. In the middle of dinner.... what?! I think someone alerted her that her make up is starting to fade and, since she didn't have time in the middle of the argument to touch it up, she puts on her sunglasses.

Other than when the ladies wake up on day 2, Heather is seen wearing sunglasses all day, even when she is in the bubble ball. Dana bumps up hard against her, and Heather plops down, looking stunned. In my opinion, the handles of the ball hit against Heather's sunglasses and aggravated an already existing bruise, and the pain shocked her.

On the night of day 2, Heather's wig seems to comb over her left eye wherever possible, although sometimes the combing over looks awkward. Throughout the dinner, the area under her left eyebrow looks puffier than the area under her right eyebrow. Check out 40:54 and 42:17 of Episode 11. Heather's make up at the bar after the dinner looks fresh like she touched it up. We don't get a good view of her face for the rest of the night when they are at the club or back at the house.

By the time day 3 rolls around, the black eye is too dark and swollen to hide underneath any make up or sunglasses. So, Heather/production spun it into a storyline.

Jen, Meredith, and Angie K, who stayed up with Heather, would have gotten a closer view of her eye in the early hours of day 3. I think that is why they didn't seem as shocked as the other girls when Heather revealed her eye the next morning.

As for the scratches... Heather has pointy, almond shaped nails. The scratches are closer to her armpit area where a tube top would sit. I think she scratched herself when she was pulling her jumpsuit top down to flash her boobs throughout the night. The lipstick on her arm also more closely matches the shade she was wearing the night before than anyone else's.

TLDR; Heather would have to have received her black eye on day 1 or early day 2 for it to look that bad on the morning of day 3. There are signs of the bruise as early as night 1. I think some of her friends or production knew about the bruise as early as that and spun it into a storyline when the bruise got so bad that it couldn't be covered.
 

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