Serbia 2025: Princ - Mila

[ZenGiraffe]

Be NICE!

NEVER

 

[Penelope]

"missed a truck"

 

[Tisch]

I don't REALLY go for men with long hair but something about Princ is KIND OF DOING IT FOR ME!

Anything to do him looking like he could CRUSH you and leave for for DEAD perhaps?

 

[Lucille]

Is he finally old enough to buy scissors?

Thankfully there’s a SCISSORS expert in the green room.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Shut up and go back to the flautist please

 

[Lucille]

 

[Penelope]

From WINALOT to... CESAR?!

 

[Tisch]

 

[Penelope]

This is exactly as bad as I feared Sanremo would be

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It boggles the mind that this is the same country that gave us:

 

[Tisch]

I seem to recall Serbia inexplicably sent a boring ballad that didn't resonate at all last year and I'm scared now

 

[Tisch]

It boggles the mind that this is the same country that gave us:

Feel like pure shit, just want them back

 

[Tisch]

This is exactly as bad as I feared Sanremo would be

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my god a woman!

SLUT BANGER PLEASE GOD

 

[Lucille]

I seem to recall Serbia inexplicably sent a boring ballad that didn't resonate at all last year and I'm scared now

Really fumbled after being the greatest Eurovision nation of the 2020s

 

[Lucille]

Feel like pure shit, just want them back

Didn’t they all get REPLACED?

 

[Tisch]

Really fumbled after being greatest Eurovision nation of the 2020s

Yes and they paid Konstrakta and her loads of bread DUST. Baffling

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

I’ll take a slightly whorish woman singing an earnest ballad after ALL THAT.

 

[Penelope]

Those LIPS!

 

[Tisch]

Didn’t they all get REPLACED?

Yes!



Famously NOT Hurricane

 

[Lucille]

Oh god this sounds exactly like last year’s awful entry.

 

[Penelope]

I’ll take a slightly whorish woman singing an earnest ballad after ALL THAT.

THIS

 

[Tisch]

Oh my god a woman!

SLUT BANGER PLEASE GOD

She's got ALL STARS lips for the occasion as well

(Song's a dud though)

 

[Penelope]

Oh god this sounds exactly like last year’s awful entry.

It's FAR more DYNAMIC

 

[Penelope]

Lovely production / disgusting attitude

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, she's lost her wings.

Groundbreaking

 

[Lucille]

Really a very profitable time to be a backing dancer in Belgrade who doesn’t mind having their face artfully obscured.

 

[Penelope]

Quite the SULTRY BREAST BEATER that one

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And now an accordion

 

[Penelope]

BEARDY FAGGOT?

 

[Tisch]

It hasn't even started yet and I'm calling this WE HAVE JAKO AT HOME

 

[Penelope]

Quite winsome nonsense this

 

[Lucille]

Oh thank GOD.

 

[Tisch]

BEARDY FAGGOT?

Half of Moopy:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This would be excellent if they turned up the nonsense a bit more

 

[Tisch]

Can't tell if the accordionist is annoying or actually kinda SEXY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can't tell if the accordionist is annoying or actually kinda SEXY

Why not both?

 

[Lucille]

Would let him finger me like his accordion I fear.

 

[Penelope]

The backing dancer is a bit YOUNG BEARDLESS OLLY (c. Guys With iPhones era)