Serbia 2025: Princ - Mila

[ZjermGiraffe]

Be NICE!

NEVER

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

"missed a truck"

 

[TiShh]

I don't REALLY go for men with long hair but something about Princ is KIND OF DOING IT FOR ME!

Anything to do him looking like he could CRUSH you and leave for for DEAD perhaps?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is he finally old enough to buy scissors?

Thankfully there’s a SCISSORS expert in the green room.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Shut up and go back to the flautist please

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

From WINALOT to... CESAR?!

 

[TiShh]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This is exactly as bad as I feared Sanremo would be

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

It boggles the mind that this is the same country that gave us:

 

[TiShh]

I seem to recall Serbia inexplicably sent a boring ballad that didn't resonate at all last year and I'm scared now

 

[TiShh]

It boggles the mind that this is the same country that gave us:

Feel like pure shit, just want them back

 

[TiShh]

This is exactly as bad as I feared Sanremo would be

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh my god a woman!

SLUT BANGER PLEASE GOD

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I seem to recall Serbia inexplicably sent a boring ballad that didn't resonate at all last year and I'm scared now

Really fumbled after being the greatest Eurovision nation of the 2020s

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Feel like pure shit, just want them back

Didn’t they all get REPLACED?

 

[TiShh]

Really fumbled after being greatest Eurovision nation of the 2020s

Yes and they paid Konstrakta and her loads of bread DUST. Baffling

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’ll take a slightly whorish woman singing an earnest ballad after ALL THAT.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Those LIPS!

 

[TiShh]

Didn’t they all get REPLACED?

Yes!



Famously NOT Hurricane

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh god this sounds exactly like last year’s awful entry.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I’ll take a slightly whorish woman singing an earnest ballad after ALL THAT.

THIS

 

[TiShh]

Oh my god a woman!

SLUT BANGER PLEASE GOD

She's got ALL STARS lips for the occasion as well

(Song's a dud though)

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh god this sounds exactly like last year’s awful entry.

It's FAR more DYNAMIC

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Lovely production / disgusting attitude

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh, she's lost her wings.

Groundbreaking

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Really a very profitable time to be a backing dancer in Belgrade who doesn’t mind having their face artfully obscured.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Quite the SULTRY BREAST BEATER that one

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

And now an accordion

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

BEARDY FAGGOT?

 

[TiShh]

It hasn't even started yet and I'm calling this WE HAVE JAKO AT HOME

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Quite winsome nonsense this

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh thank GOD.

 

[TiShh]

BEARDY FAGGOT?

Half of Moopy:

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This would be excellent if they turned up the nonsense a bit more

 

[TiShh]

Can't tell if the accordionist is annoying or actually kinda SEXY

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Can't tell if the accordionist is annoying or actually kinda SEXY

Why not both?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Would let him finger me like his accordion I fear.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The backing dancer is a bit YOUNG BEARDLESS OLLY (c. Guys With iPhones era)