Share your PEARLS OF WISDOM

[Nancy]

There are 86,400 seconds in a day so don’t let a 60 second encounter with a dickhead ruin the other 86,340.

 

[Nancy]

Another favourite of mine:

If you’re thirsty, there’s water in the tap.

 

[RJN]

Similarly, if something has been annoying me, I think “will this still be bothering me in 24 hours?” If it will, it’s worth dwelling on. If it won’t, it’s not and I try to let it go

 

[Star]

Similarly, if something has been annoying me, I think “will this still be bothering me in 24 hours?” If it will, it’s worth dwelling on. If it won’t, it’s not and I try to let it go

Have you heard of the S.U.M.O principal? It's basically this!

 

[RJN]

Have you heard of the S.U.M.O principal? It's basically this!

No I haven’t. What is it?

 

[Nancy]

If you see something you need to do and it’s going to take you less than two minutes, do it immediately.

 

[COB]

Every old sock meets an old shoe

 

[Star]

No I haven’t. What is it?

It stands for Shut Up Move On. I learnt about it years ago and I've got the book now. I think of it so often when I'm wound up.

 

[Star]

Every old sock meets an old shoe

Poor old shoe @ZenGiraffe

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Listening to Des'ree will improve your toast.

 

[RJN]

It stands for Shut Up Move On. I learnt about it years ago and I've got the book now. I think of it so often when I'm wound up.

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I love this!

 

[Soldi]

Every old sock meets an old shoe

 

[RJN]

If you see something you need to do and it’s going to take you less than two minutes, do it immediately.

A similar one to this one is to not put things down more than once. Like if you have a dirty plate, put it in the sink or dishwasher instead of on a counter. Or if you take an item of clothing off, put it in the hamper or a cabinet, not on a pile

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A picture of horse by your bed will keep you virile.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

1. Atomic Kitten
2. Pelican crossing
3. Buddha
4. The colour mauve
5. François Hollande

 

[Lucille]

When it comes to TWINS, double your MEASURE, and DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE.

 

[Nancy]

You are your own superhero

 

[Cerro de Casa]

1. Armitage Shanks
2. Turmeric
3. Bavaria
4. Rhythm Nation 1814
5. The Globe Theatre

 

[Nancy]

Don’t forget to take your pills

 

[GNL]

Every old sock meets an old shoe

Ain't that a great saying.

 

[Nancy]

You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes.

 

[octophone]

"No man is an island but you can make a highly effective raft using 6" - Simon Munnery.

 

[Marina Salty]

Every tree has its shadow.

 

[Marina Salty]

Whoever is in a hurry stumbles.

 

[RJN]

The McDonald’s app has amazing deals. It’s often like “a free Big Mac with any purchase” or “free pack of nuggets with any purchase”. The purchase can be a small coffee and you can get a lunch almost for free

 

[Marina Salty]

One cuckoo bird doesn't bring spring.

 

[Marina Salty]

It's the empty tin that makes the most noise.

 

[Diddy]

Never trust a fart

 

[KC 🦋]

Never make contact with a public toilet seat

 

[ButterTart]

If you pick a Guinea pig up by the tail its eyes will fall out.

 

[floppet]

If you unscrew your bellybutton your bum will fall off.

 

[OutSynk]

Dream, believe, love and live

 

[Marilyn]

Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another

 

[GNL]

Never wee with your knickers on.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Live
Laugh
Love​

 

[Lucille]

Never count out, The Countess.

 

[GNL]

Love is only one fine star away. Even though the living is sometimes laced with lies, it's alright. The feeling remains even after the glitter fades ❤

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Life
Is ACTUALLY
NOT
A
Cabaret
​

 

[GNL]

Life
Is ACTUALLY
NOT
A
Cabaret
​

That's not going to bring Elsie back

 

[KC 🦋]

"She done already done had herses."