Spain 2025: Melody - Esa Diva (2 Viewers)

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What a disgusting end shot!

 

[Marina Salty]

Poundshop all the lovers

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It kind of had my bussy throbbing though!

 

[C’est la VoR]

That closing shot!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Go home everyone, we have a winner!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

And ending with a TRIBUTE TO ALL THE LOVERS! Truly SUBLIME DOOMED NONSENSE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s the perfect price of CHEAP TAT with a beat to open the show.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It was very much giving ‘you WILL vote for this’

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh hi David

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Quite a sittable face.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is he you know?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Is he you know?

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Is Benidorm Fest, I don’t think they allow straights in the BUILDING.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Marina Salty]

Show pits pls

 

[C’est la VoR]

This one is giving mid-00s.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is Benidorm Fest, I don’t think they allow straights in the BUILDING.

Maybe he just loves Guys & Dolls/West Side Story.

 

[win_the_game]

Don't mind this Cuban-inspired nonsense.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

That was garbage sorry girl. Would still suck though.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

The biceps are biceping but besides that

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Set excited for the TUNELESS GARBAGE that’s coming up later

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh I love this already

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why are the verses so much more thrilling than the chorus?

 

[win_the_game]

Not a fan of the high school talent show choreography.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Quite psychotic, like being in Penelope’s thoughts.

 

[Marina Salty]

12 points

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This one is giving mid-00s.

This. Throwback to an era where their entries reliably channeled an aspect of their national musical brand, apart from any of the popular ones.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Quite psychotic, like being in Penelope’s thoughts.

I personally didn't know what to make of it either

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

great feminism, beautiful feminism

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

12 points

 

[C’est la VoR]

Oh God the ferals are startin'. Is there a favourite coming up?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

So far in the Benidorm Fest annals Spanish feminism has been about WHACKING THE MATERNAL BOOB OUT and RECLAIMING BEING CALLED A WHORE IN YOUR 130s. A HIGH BAR has been set on this front MEET IT OR PISS OFF

 

[Marina Salty]

This girl is a Pia Maria in the making

Loved it

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

mama, this is garbage

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

So far in the Benidorm Fest annals Spanish feminism has been about WHACKING THE MATERNAL BOOB OUT and RECLAIMING BEING CALLED A WHORE IN YOUR 130s. A HIGH BAR has been set on this front MEET IT OR PISS OFF

We still have 3 songs variously called QUEEN to come so there’s still hope.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This one feels like it's trying to insist to me that it's fabulous a lot more than actually being fabulous.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It all felt a bit millenial (derogatory)

 

[win_the_game]

Strain for that note love. Any note.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

No one’s topped the naff opener yet!

 

[Pingu]

Oh she’s belatedly doing the fiddling with the ear piece trick.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Hate him already.