Spain 2025: Melody - Esa Diva

[Alla]

We still have 3 songs variously called QUEEN to come so there’s still hope.

Best ones to come indeed, gay coma guaranteed.

 

[Penelope]

Oh she’s belatedly doing the fiddling with the ear piece trick.

 

[Dark Carnival]

No one’s topped the naff opener yet!

Won’t be the next one either it seems.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Penelope]

God it's really never good news any year when the Spanish entry comes on and they look like this man, is it.

 

[Lucille]

I just know he’s unbearably wicked.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

The anal bead microphone.

 

[win_the_game]

God this is hideous on every conceivable level.

 

[Lucille]

No one cares love.

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank god - I was worried I was possibly about to find this TOUCHING for a moment there until he started singing

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did he not get the memo?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh thank god - I was worried I was possibly about to find this TOUCHING for a moment there until he started singing

 

[VoR]

Sorry, have I accidentally flicked over to Portugal?

 

[Penelope]

The instrumental was THREATENING to be QUITE WISTFUL!

 

[Lucille]

Thankfully we have the two old boilers next to cleanse our memories of this evil.

 

[Marina Salty]

This ain't as bad as he is.

 

[Alla]

The Spanish Cock Destroyers next, fast your seatbelts, girls.

 

[Penelope]

Sorry, have I accidentally flicked over to Portugal?

I feel like he's non-accidentally flicked off to Portugal at some point, and isn't even sorry either

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok the bottoms are getting noisy

 

[Penelope]

SONIA
Y SELE
NA

 

[Penelope]

Poor Selena. Not even given the dignity of a line to herself

 

[VoR]

Hope they manage to make it through the performance without breaking up again

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god

 

[VoR]

Remember when Melfest boilers used to get this kind of budget?

 

[Pingu]

YAY they’re almost inaudible!

 

[Penelope]

This absolutely needs to go to Basel. 0 points from the juries, 93 points from the public.

 

[Penelope]

Okay fine, 19 points from the public

 

[VoR]

That was magnificent. Go on Spain, learn absolutely nothing from last year and send them!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Okay fine, 19 points from the public

9

 

[Lucille]

Well that was EXHILARATING, from the thrill of them missing the notes to nearly being dropped on the floor! REINAS INDEED!

 

[Penelope]

9

I have confidence that between the UK televoting public and Malta, a 12 and a 7 could be rustled up

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure the next song isn’t going to tear Moopy apart.

 

[Penelope]

What is happening

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

EAEA

 

[win_the_game]

Very much here for ¿Quién maneja mi barca? 2025

 

[Dark Carnival]

Very much here for ¿Quién maneja mi barca? 2025

Wash your mouth out!!

 

[VoR]

93 points from the jury
2 from the televote

 

[Lucille]

YES BITCH!