Speculate wildly about a historical character

William Shakespeare claimed that he was compelled into playwriting by a nocturnal vision of a distant future where the craft of acting had reached its Zenith. Intensive research has led recent historians to deduce that the vision he saw was of Josie D'Arby as PC Jodie Finn in Merseybeat.
 
Idi Amin spends his Wednesday evenings cosplaying as Lucy Worsley.

He has no idea that she does the same and they're meant to be together.
 
The song Stop by the Spice Girls was actually about escaped Nazi war criminals, particularly Adolf Eichmann.
 
Lawrence of Arabia used Teletext Holidays to book most of his trips to the region that provided his moniker. "The package deals to the Sinai Peninsula beat everything Thomas Cook could offer. Plus he wasn't a cook".
 
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Charlemagne was a gay homosexual who used his manly daughters to bait and catfish his court with poetry and lights off masked shenanigans. Mother Bertrada was banished when she found out. It was allowed to be noted in the Royal annals that Chaz had an unusually high voice and his daughters the most masculine of features for it amused him so and convinced him he was getting away with it were it not for the being a feeble hunter thing, of which those whispers just wouldn't go away.
 
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