Speculate Wildly About Enya (1 Viewer)

[Finn]

She will be going as celebrated new age superstar Enya

 

[Finn]

Or Mystic Meg

 

[disneyteletubby]

A sort of witch, like 10 years ago and the AI generated one opposite

 

[octophone]

She recently blocked the BBC from repeating the episode of Top Of The Pops containing the only performance of her 1995 #29 hit "Smoke The Ganja". "The third dancer on the right totally fluffed it", she explained, whilst taking a draw on a massive bifta. .

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya inadvertently started the eyebrow cut trend, as seen here for both brows in 1985, but as usual, hip-hop took inspiration from her

(Apparently the eyebrow cuts first became popular in the 80s from African-American hip-hop/R&B music, notably Big Daddy Kane, who started his career in 1986. It was popular into the 90s, where it became an LGBTQ+ thing. Please correct me if I'm mistaken somewhere, and if there were earlier notable aesthetic examples than of Enya.)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking back to when she was first on Top of the Pops, on this day in 1988 and her final appearance there in 2005


🕯️

 

[Finn]

Enya was disappointed by the lack of live vocals and range of merchandise available on the S Club tour, but she was pleased they did 'Sunshine' and is glad she went over all.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has recorded a brand new song about the rain 🌧 ️

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh hello Enya who is the manager of McDonald's

Enya was reminded of when she was actually serving McDonald's in 1990 (a children's charity event).

Avoiding hamburgers herself, she still managed to convince children to choose a Big Mac
In the following two decades she was encouraging nieces and nephews to eat fish and vegetables of course

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya still finds it surreal that she got to number 1 in the charts ️ (35 years ago today!)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya loves how she is no longer listed on Google as 'singer-songwriter and musician' – now the far more fascinating 'songstress and composer', thanks to an edit by me


OK it was changed to singer, but still composer

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes there are more similarities between her, Tracy Chapman and Tanita Tikaram (other than that they are all women who released some long-lasting songs and thoughtful albums in 1988).

 

[Ellie]

If Enya were to release an autobiography, her preferred choice to read the audiobook would be Danny Dyer.

 

[Finn]

Enya wants Kerry to win Big Brother

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya forgot that the clocks went back today, but at least she enjoyed an extra hour of sleep.
I usually always take note in advance but I kind of forgot this time..!

 

[Finn]

What a SULTRY POSE

Castle door's on the latch

 

[GNL]

If Enya were to release an autobiography, her preferred choice to read the audiobook would be Danny Dyer.

Can't believe this is where the road goes. It still freaks my nut out to this very day.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks the 3 finalist dance couples for Strictly this year will be Layton and Nikita, Ellie and Vito, and "one of the Angelas"; with Carlos or "the lovely Kai."

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya might be going to the Halloween event

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is either at Leo's (the family pub) in her castle busy with a few guests or just staring through a window/ by candlelight, thinking of those souls who have passed.

 

[disneyteletubby]

The final point above; she has also pondered on an idea suggested to her, of an Enya-themed calendar for 2025

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya called her brother Ciarán earlier, to say "bhí stoirm ann aréir!"

Spoiler: Storm Ciarán actually named after

Ciarán Fearon, a civil servant who works in the Department for Infrastructure in Northern Ireland.
His job is to ensure key information is shared on river levels and coastal flooding.
link

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The final point above; she has also pondered on an idea suggested to her, of an Enya-themed calendar for 2025

She ultimately declined the calendar, as she worried demand for a Julian calendar would not be sufficient to pay for installation of a new moat to keep Kate Bush out.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's comeback in 2024 (and remember that 'Enyacore' existed this year) will leave Kate Bush feeling like "a fish out of water"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Today Enya listened to Now and Then, the final track by The Beatles, and so did Nicky and Roma.

and they're thinking that one of the tunes she recently wrote for the new album doesn't sound dissimilar

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya feels rather lazy, lounging in her castle Even music-wise - all her sisters had actually performed at some point this week [1] [2] while she'd been outside the gates giving sweet treats out on Halloween, at most.

 

[Finn]

Enya is so terrified of the fireworks that the housekeeper has had to lock her in a wardrobe

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's not that scared of fireworks, haha I like her reactions here

From 2000; 2005 below

She finds them a bit intense, but Enya enjoys an occasional thrill

 

[Finn]

Piss and shit came out, both times

 

[GNL]

Enya framed the Somerset gimp for her own crimes.

 

[Finn]

What has Enya watched on TV this past week? Only Time.

Time

Guilt, violence and impossible choices – what does it take to survive?

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Lucille]

Enya is @Martha Skidd

 

[Ellie]

Enya spent Halloween hosting a costume party in her castle. All guests were instructed to dress as Enya. Enya dressed as Cher in the If I Could Turn Back Time video.

 

[Marina Salty]

Orinoco flow was meant to be an allegory on a bad case of excessive diarrhoea

 

[Lucille]

For Halloween Enya treated the local children to one of her TURD SPECTACULARS.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Even though Ireland don't celebrate, Enya still likes to light a fire on Bonfire Night as a way to remember Guy Fawkes et al..

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's laughing at how no-one has trained an AI voice for her, and also this apparent Madonna cover of Caribbean Blue

Spoiler

I don't think it sounds that much like her, but it's interesting

Though imagine Enya covering Like A Prayer or La Isla Bonita

 

[Lucille]

I want to hear Enya cover No Bra.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya's laughing at how no-one has trained an AI voice for her, and also this apparent Madonna cover of Caribbean Blue

Tbh I have asked AI a billion times to give me some art with ENYA dressed as Madonna in the Blonde Ambition tour and it constantly gives her wrong hair and the wrong bra.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's thinking back to when she went platinum 35 years ago [video]...and about those who were around, some no longer here and newer generations watching the archives and speculating wildly out of admiration for her and the music. "It's all so very heartwarming."