Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

Enya completely forgot Lesbian Visibility Week was all this week, specifically yesterday. She also learnt today's Sunday Times article was talking about rare sightings of her. 😅

Can only see the beginning of it https://www.thetimes.com/article/1fea4380-58a1-499e-86b7-1a05d1fc4a44
Some bugger downvoted me for asking if anyone had a screenshot of the article :rolleyes:
But the irony is that the article writer used a transcript I did of Enya's speech for the Choice Music Prize in March :grin: though it was the earlier uncorrected version haha.
 
Enya saw Kirsty MacColl in the sea and put her foot down.

She got off the boat declaring "I was hoping to get the son as well".
 
Enya was enjoying the nice weather today, and thought to search The Guardian, pleasantly surprised that she (dressed as the Young King of the Black Isles) is featured on the Wikipedia image alongside Cillian Murphy and Albert Einstein. :D 💡
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Enya's favourite and most relatable 70s disco song is Lost In Music by Sister Sledge. 🤗🎼
She'd be interested in doing a cover, a bit like this :grin: with her sisters on backing vocals. 🎶
 
Enya cruelly promised Nolan Gérard Funk dinner, only to LOL and chuckle that there were no more famous Sledges left to deep-fry.

Is there no limit to her wickedness?
 
Enya is thinking to include Laika somewhere in her birthday celebrations (Eurovision falls on the same day as her birthday, the Irish entry ;) and she looks forward to this May will also be out-of-this-world! 🥹🌌🦮💭
 
Enya was reading about the current oldest living person in the world, an English lady named Ethel, born in 1909.
She was a little put off by the centenarian's quote “Possessions don’t matter a bit in the end – all you need is someone to look after you” knowing it comes from the whole 'but you'll be alone when you die without kids' thing. :eyes:
Enya did like her saying “I do what I like” though. 🤗
 
disneyteletubby said:
Enya was reading about the current oldest living person in the world, an English lady named Ethel, born in 1909.
She was a little put off by the centenarian's quote “Possessions don’t matter a bit in the end – all you need is someone to look after you” knowing it comes from the whole 'but you'll be alone when you die without kids' thing...
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...so Enya is going to HAVE HER SLAUGHTERED
 
Enya QUITE AGREES with Ethel

And so she has immediately ENSLAVED Ethel to be her personal live-in carer. Ethel will be only released from her shackles thrice daily to give Enya sponge baths.
 
Enya is still a bit baffled by that article, and how a link post to an article that can't be viewed properly has suddenly become the 2nd most upvoted thing on r/Enya.



The variety of comments mildly amuses her too, even this



Enya denies any form of animal cruelty.

Plus she is encouraged by new fans listening, not by pleasing some of the rotten old lot. :D
 
Enya is thinking about other more interesting centenarians. ☺️

Jeanne Calment the original wine aunt 🍷 , Jessie Gallan :scotland: avoiding men, Virginia McLaurin dancing with Obama 💃🏾 and her childhood neighbour, Cití Ní Ghallachóir. 😊🎶

However, one minor grudge (of a handful, mostly overcharging pints) that Enya holds against Guinness is not considering Mbah Gotho (~1870-2017) as a world record holder for longest living person in modern history. 💡
 
Enya has prepared some shandy (Guinness and lemonade) and put it in the fridge.
She also enjoyed some red lemonade in the shade. 🤗 😎🍹

I just learnt about Ireland's red lemonade haha, seems nice. 😋
 
Enyas is currently plastered on white lightening, running down Stevenage high street with her minge on fire.
 
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