Speculate Wildly About Enya

Enya would be amused if there was a mini Enya 'museum' (Leo's Tavern aside, and there is this online) more along the lines of the James Blunt phone box :D
 
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Enya would be impressed to find that today, someone uploaded an instrumental remake of her extra track "Seaside Ditty" 🤗 and that yours truly now has 500 YouTube subscribers here 😅 which is partly thanks to Enya's beautiful music 💝🎼
 
Her favourite Traitor is Paul. "I love a ginger cunt" the Irish warbler is quoted as saying, according to Teletext Holidays.
 
Enya would be amused if there was a mini Enya 'museum' (Leo's Tavern aside, and there is this online) more along the lines of the James Blunt phone box :D
The proprietor of that online museum told me he wanted to open a physical museum. In Houston, Texas. 🤔 I suggested Las Vegas instead, lol. 🤩 But seriously, Las Vegas offers more tourists and fewer hurricanes and floods.

At one time, an actual "museum" and other things were planned for Leo's. While the pub was rebuilt larger, the other plans haven't come to fruition.

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Enya has started using Andrex flushable Washlets

This has resulted in a blazing row on the Killiney residents' facebook group.

The pipes at Bono's residence have backed up, and the U2 singer's garden is full of human shit and half-dissolved Andrex washlets.

Enya has refused to stop using them, citing the 'fine to flush' logo on the packaging. She has blamed Bono's plumbing problems on a fatberg, which she believes was caused by The Edge pouring hot oil from his donut van down the drain at the end of the working day.

The Edge has yet to comment.
 
And so it was, as the winds blew their anger across the Irish coast, Enya whispered a wish into the air. The storm grabbed at it, and whilst the gales wrought their devastation across the unforgiving landscape, the desires that she spoke were whipped into the clouds, and perchance caught by an angel. And it was so that heaven delivered to her that what she had yearned for, anus.
 
I never had/saw/used MySpace when it was most popular, though I saw some things in 2021-22 had more photos and working links than now. :eyes:
This seems to be on her sister's page; it used to have this from the photoset of Enya in New York, 2008 😊
Enya still has a MySpace account.
She was "enyaofficially" and there is more here on the archive page :grin:
Her sister Brídín had this interesting c. 2007 page ✨

(Did fans create these artist pages or were they official like Facebook, Twitter etc.?)
 
How's that possible
I fear it, but as a child I also used to enjoy searching online images of people throwing up haha
In various ways, like being worried about it happening to yourself and/or others nearby (vomiting) yet being aroused by or drawn to related sensations (the sound, someone mentioning they're feeling sick/nauseous, or witnessing the act of throwing up). 😅

Enya still worries about fried eggs, usually sticking to the Haribo version. 🍳 :laugh:
 
Enya's biopic (book and film biography [1]), which seemed to be a project shelved around 2007 , will resume work in 2027. :disco: 🎬
There are a handful of cast members in mind, but like the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic with his nephew, one Eithne ought be played by a niece. 😇
 
Enya now keeps moon jellyfish as pets 🤩🌕🪼🌌
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Enya skimmed through these predictions before she left for the restaurant :D

and supposes most are attainable, though she wonders what sort of film/filum (then ended up on this Reddit page) she'll finally get the Oscar for. 😄🏆🎼
 
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Enya was/is watching – or at least being updated with the events of (the) Eurovision for Ireland on the Late Late Show. :D
She quite likes Erica and the song, although something more enya in your face is what Ireland need to qualify further.
Enya's niece Aisling was in the band on guitar for her friend Ailsha, plus the song's partly in Irish, so naturally there's where her votes are going. 😊
"is fearr Gaeilge briste ná Béarla cliste" :ireland:
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Enya congratulated them for the performance, and the efforts to bring the Irish language to a wider audience. 💖💚👏
And now Enya's thinking along the lines of "ah, never mind. There's still an Enya album to look forward to in November if you're wanting more Gaelic." :disco:
 
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Enya has never quite understood the appeal of the nose septum piercing, but she doesn't want to question those she knows who have one.
"how do you blow your nose with that ring?" 💭😅
 
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Also someone made an Enya meme "stop it or I'll slap you" (yet to find it again) before I made this GIF :D


Enya finds being called things along the lines of selfish, brainwashed or hypocritical, more offensive than retarded, plain, or lazy.
 
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Enya is well known around the PISS SCENE of Dublin. She's famous for being versatile at the urinal.
 

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