Enya is revealed to have called Tasmin Archer "a rancid old twat with a fanny like a butcher's dustbin, mind you that Sleeping Satellite is quite catchy innit?" in a recently unearthed 1993 interview with the National Front.She's still furious that certain posters are channeling their saccharine insights as her own. She doesn't know who Tasmin fucking Archer is and nor does she want to.
She's a self proclaimed narcissistic bitch.
SHIT OFFDroch áird chúgat lá gaoithe, Enya says.![]()
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Fun flatulence related Enya trivia - she often farts but she never starts.Enya smells her own farts. She believes it's wholesome.
Enya is reminded of this drawingEnya thinks Anne Robinson
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Enya thinks this is a great portrait drawing
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Enya was told that the main hook from her song Someone Said Goodbye "is there a reason" sounds like the chorus of Sweet Painted Lady by Elton John.![]()
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That was the reason not to release it as a single, never mind the meaning of Elton's song.
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You haven't been around one of Enya's wet ones.I think the punters are sorely underestimating the size of Monica Cheeky's bladder unfortunately