The Charles III Years + cancer diagnosis

[Rita]

So Camilla will now be known as QUEEN CAMILLA instead of Queen consort.

 

[KNT]

Camilla Parker Bowles, my WOMAN KING

 

[KNT]

So Camilla will now be known as QUEEN CAMILLA instead of Queen consort.

For what it's worth, this has always been the way Queens consort have been referred to. She still is a Queen consort.

 

[jivafox]

 

[octophone]

We're getting the day off on the Monday. But, not the Saturday - not the actual day of the thing.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Who's this green little fucker?

 

[funky]

Who's this green little fucker?

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Looks like a Last Of Us zombie

 

[Ellie]

Was that invite created on Microsoft Publisher circa 1995?

 

[TiShh]

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TACKY

 

[Art Decade]

Who's this green little fucker?

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Green Man to symbolize rebirth for Beltane.

King Summerisle is going to burn Harry inside of a giant wicker man.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Rita]

I see FERGIE is doing the tv rounds at the moment to promote her new book whilst RABBITING ON about how great a man Andrew is.

 

[Rita]

LEST WE FORGET

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Finding Brits to perform went well, I see.

 

[lolly]

This is where we are, then

 

[jyxz]

Finding Brits to perform went well, I see.

Fucking Tory boy Gary Gobshite still gunning for his Knighthood I see

 

[Rita]

Fucking Tory boy Gary Gobshite still gunning for his Knighthood I see

It’s better than Gary Glitter, although he would probably be more wholly appropriate.

 

[Rita]

I am quite surprised The Spice Girls aren’t doing this as a 5.

 

[KNT]

I imagine Geri is devestated to be missing out on an opportunity to be mentioned in TATLER.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[KNT]

But who will be having a horrible time dressed as a dwarf?

 

[Finnland]

This is all so embarrassing. The Sword of Temporal Justice? The Stone of Destiny? The King of England? GROW UP

Shame on anyone not decrying this whole thing for the sham it is. Hashtag NOT MY KING

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I heard we’ve made a special screen for him to sit behind whilst he gets doused with HOLY OIL!!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

And it’s FULLY EMBROIDERED!

STILL LOOKS SHIT.

 

[Peekaboo]

The only SWORD OF TEMPORAL JUSTICE I will accept in this context is the one that CUTS OFF ALL THE HEADS OF THIS REVOLTING HYDRA.

Starting with THE HAUNTED CHILDREN.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

And it’s FULLY EMBROIDERED!

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STILL LOOKS SHIT.

It looks like a child drew it.

Probably one of the ghastly princes

 

[TiShh]

I heard we’ve made a special screen for him to sit behind whilst he gets doused with HOLY OIL!!!

HOT!!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

The amount of ridicule I would inflict if someone I knew actually did this. Have some SELF RESPECT

 

[octophone]

Jesus on a fucking tricycle, imagine being so GAMMON that you would do that in your own home.

 

[octophone]

HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE

Why is he a CARROT?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

And it’s FULLY EMBROIDERED!

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STILL LOOKS SHIT.

Did they get that on fucking ETSY?!

 

[Ellie]

Did they get that on fucking ETSY?!

Don’t disparage Etsy like that. They have some great stuff.

 

[lolly]

 

[Rita]

He was never desirable, and was punching with Diana. Let’s be honest.

 

[lolly]

One of the sexiest men of his generation?

A generation which includes Denzel Washington, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere and Bruce Springsteen off the top of my head?

 

[Ellie]

One of the sexiest men of his generation?

A generation which includes Denzel Washington, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere and Bruce Springsteen off the top of my head?

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Oh I don’t know, Jeff Bridges in Against All Odds vs. Charlie. It’s a tough call.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

BBC News - Man arrested outside Buckingham Palace

Man arrested outside Buckingham Palace

A controlled explosion was carried out after a man threw suspected shotgun cartridges into palace grounds.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Finnland]

It begins

TAKE TO THE STREETS, COMRADES