The Gilded Age (New Julian Fellows HBO Drama) (1 Viewer)

[Lucille]

Omg a LIGHT UP LEG

The way I didn’t even blink.

 

[RS]

It’s (almost) here

 

[Lucille]

I hoped for a second there that SAD OLD MARIAN had been forgotten from the poster all together, but pleased at least she’s been SHUNTED to the back to make room for the REAL STARS!

 

[Lucille]

I still desperately need Mr Russell to paint my insides, it’s almost too much to BEAR!

 

[Lucille]

Like I fully understood why evil slutty servant girl RISKED IT ALL.

 

[Phoenix]

Mr Russell looks very attractive in that poster.

 

[PercyPig]

Like I fully understood why evil slutty servant girl RISKED IT ALL.

Loved the way she confidently went about it. No fucks given.

 

[Lucille]

You just know he’s tearing apart his legion of baroque twinks nightly.

 

[PercyPig]

It’s (almost) here

Who is that in the middle? Mrs Astor?

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Lucille]

 

[PercyPig]

Out of all the storylines I’ve been imagining for Season 2, BERTHA restoring an opera house over a 7 episode arc was not one of them!

 

[Lucille]

They really should’ve brought the evil slutty servant back somehow, as god knows I don’t care about any of the rest of the HELP. Although given we saw none of them in the trailer, maybe we’ll be spared their horrible side stories that inevitably revolve around them going on some sort of WALK.

 

[PercyPig]

Isn’t the wasp eater in the trailer kissing DADDY in some kind of summer house?

 

[PercyPig]

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[COB]

Can't wait for that to be a new character who was somehow actually in every episode of season one

 

[Lucille]

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omg

 

[Lucille]

Can't wait for that to be a new character who was somehow actually in every episode of season one

Oh that’s AURORA!

 

[RS]

Who’s Aurora again?

 

[Lucille]

I have a picture of her but I can’t say it’s helping.

 

[COB]

Mr COB informed me last night that Aurora is Marian's COUSIN and I was fully floored and had no idea when it was mentioned or what significance it has.

 

[Phoenix]

I don’t think you can be blamed. Marian is black hole of charisma that sucks everything around her.

 

[Phoenix]

That lawyer really dodged a bullet.

 

[RS]

I have a picture of her but I can’t say it’s helping.

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Oh her!

 

[RS]

She’s kissing Mr Russel?!

 

[PercyPig]

Stand down everyone. I think it’s BERTHA

The RUFFLES look the same to me

 

[RS]

How disappointing. I wanted it to be aunt Ada.

 

[COB]

I hope it is Bertha, 'husband and wife have sex with each other' is about the level of tantalising drama I'd expect in this show.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[PercyPig]

Daddy

 

[GALA]

I'm convelling.

 

[PercyPig]

Watching S1 Ep9 on Sky at the minute. Literally no idea

 

[PercyPig]

Oh it’s the chef from Kansas episode. Fabulous.

 

[RS]

Not a very exciting premier, but at least the mystery of the bald servant is solved.

 

[COB]

Well I loved that, right from the opening FANCY HAT MONTAGE to Bertha's ultimate stunt queenery at the end Even the wretch Marian seemed better!

 

[RS]

Which year did Christina Nilsson win Melodifestivalen?

 

[Phoenix]

It was a struggle trying to remember who’s who.

Marion teaching watercolors? What a fucking dullard. The new man they introduced for her is meh.

 

[COB]

The Peggy storyline was very sad, but it did feel like a bit of a cheat to end last season with her finding out about her child and wanting to find him to then immediately jump to OH HE DIED

 

[Phoenix]

I think it’s on par with the show’s approach to story telling.

The homosexual got beaten up and the next scene his romancing Ms Russel without so much of a blemish.

Also still can’t get over that the mother and daughter are like 10 years apart in real life.

 

[PercyPig]

Teaching watercolours! The drama!
Mr. Russell can smoke cigars in my face all fucking day long!
That ending! How much money do the Russell’s have