the red carpet thread (1 Viewer)

The Olsen twins must be trolling, they look like homeless people.
 
They've had a weird career, I had no idea they were still vaguely famous. Murdering Heath Ledger has done them a lot of good.
 
Madonna just looks ridiculous now.

And SORRY str8t people but Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj have to be one of the few most UNATTRACTIVE celebrities of all time.
 
People don't genuinely have the hots for Minaj, do they?
 
I find that odd. But what do I know?

And I fully suspect that a lot of the Kardashians are this generation's gay crushes.
 
I didn't even know Minaj was considered a "big woman", I thought she was a dwarf.
 
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Give it up already (Madonna not Jark).
 
It looks like Katya from Drag Race
 
Anyone who doesn't look a state at this event should be ashamed of themselves. Madge and Gags doing it for me on so many levels.
 
My favourites were actually the girls from Girls. Well, Jessa and Marnie to be precise.
 
Michaela Coel looked lovely at the BAFTAs last night.

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Well she certainly got her money's worth with that extra large bottle of Nivea body cream anyway. I liked her on Alan Carr. I did notice the hash-tag for Annie trending the other night, and deleted my piss poor attempt to promote the Norwegian air vent once I realized what was going on.
 
Someone called Baddie Winkle(!) at last night's VMAs.

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Everyone's favourite women shaming rag The Daily Mail have done a handy roundup of all the crimes against fashion.
 
so showing off your pubic bone (with 5 o'clock shadow) really is taking off as the new thing now. (in case you're wondering they're some models you've never heard of before.)

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whatever next?
 
That looks like a lousy wax job. She needs to come see my friend Martha. The bitch can wax paint off a wall.
 
you'd think they'd get rid of those tanlines before going out like that.

the whole thing is just utterly vulgar and declassé and sad.
 
Talk about a RED CARPET. Vageavage is so hot right now.

I love that we're getting ever closer to someone wearing one of my favourite ridiculous garments in public.

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To quote the great Cristal
Cristal Connors: You are a whore, darlin'.
Nomi Malone: No I'm not!
Cristal Connors: We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see.
 
Anna Chlumsky at last night's Emmy's

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I look forward to papier mâché week on the Great British Sewing Bee.
 
so emmys night wasn't really mint for fashion but i really liked sarah paulson's lipstick lesbian poison ivy look from head to toe.

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never cared for her but the vagina on boobs dress works for me - it looks good on her boderline ano figure, the square bust line is great, the colour is good on her skin and the silhouette is pretty.

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felicity huffman also looked great.

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i liked things about laverne and clare and kristen bell and michelle dockery and emilia clarke, oh and kirsten dunst and minnie driver and angela bassett looked quite gorge.

chlumsky really was an utter disaster and the glimpse i saw of kelly preston was a bit sad.
 
Poor Angela Bassett had those sweat stains that made her look like she was lactating.
 
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