The UK: The Keir Starmer years (2 Viewers)

As if Angela Rayner won’t have already turned Downing Street into a rave venue. Emily will be the one who turns up late with all the really good drugs. Kier will pop his head out of the window at 9.45, wearing a nightcap, to ask in a reedy voice if they mind keeping the noise down.
You just know Emily has a number for a guy with very good coke, expensive on the .8 but you only need a tiny bump. £120 but it lasts your group all night.
 
Well, honestly I was speechless
When I woke up to your voice note
You told Owen I was boring
Let's work it out in the cabinet

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You just know Emily has a number for a guy with very good coke, expensive on the .8 but you only need a tiny bump. £120 but it lasts your group all night.
I'm not sure it would last any of these queens even an hour. and let's face it, it's NEVER that you do LESS because it's REALLY GOOD!
 
Well, I'm going to do what most British people do and give him, ooooh, 3 or 4 weeks to improve the economy, get all the shit out of the rivers, build half a million houses and completely return the NHS to its 2008 peak and if he doesn't do it, well he's failed.

What do you mean "do you write for The Telegraph"?
5-10 years time: things are finally getting better, Tories take over again and get all the credit for what Labour started back now
 
He just promised to meet non-Labour metro mayors… There’s only one :D
 
On ITV 1 about 10 mins ago they just showed his wife and children at the races... the son looked bit annoyed at the camera, looks like Keir but blonder. 😅
 


Quick, someone photoshop Emily Thornberry staring at them through the window.

Are we sure she wasn't offered but just didn't fancy working on a Saturday? She may have had a Bottomless Drag Brunch in the diary from before the election was called
 
My local MP everyone, who has done precisely fuck all in Greenwich regarding all of the empty council owned properties just sitting there.

 


The age of TORY SLEAZE and DODGY SPENDING is OVER. Anyway, here's Jacqui Smith.
 
My local MP everyone, who has done precisely fuck all in Greenwich regarding all of the empty council owned properties just sitting there.


Is he a Greenwich councillor?
 
Are we ready for the first possible scandal of Starmer's government...?

 
Oh...deleted already! I dare say we can stand down therefore...it was a chap claiming that Sam Carling has catfished him on Grindr by pretending to be someone he actually like and then sent his nudes around school.
 
I'm worried that there isn't an Equalities minister yet.
 
I'm worried that there isn't an Equalities minister yet.
It’s rumoured to be Anneliese Dodds - she was pictured at the Cabinet meeting, but her roles haven’t been revealed yet. There might be some machinery of government changes relating to her main role - maybe international development.
 
I'm worried that there isn't an Equalities minister yet.

Hopefully, they're doing due diligence and ensuring we don't end up with someone who tweeted "but what about straight pride, though" or "all lives matter" last month, which wouldn't have been surprising whatsoever under the Tories.
 

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