Topic for news events that probably don’t justify a new topic

[Kratz]

This is such a bonkers story. There seems to be little to no discussion of how so many items went missing, where, when and by whom. Just a ‘whoops, we’ll get them back’.

 

[Lucille]

People just seem to be raiding it like it’s the office stationary cupboard!

 

[Finn]

Just heard that they didn’t have a catalogue of everything in their collection, isn’t that their ONE JOB?!

If I oversaw a haul of looted goods I'd not want a paper trail either

 

[Lucille]

Also why is George Osbourne involved, how many jobs does that man have?

 

[Kratz]

Also why is George Osbourne involved, how many jobs does that man have?

Dozens! You can bet he won’t be resigning though.

 

[Finn]

COW NONCE

A man from Boscombe in Dorset faces time in jail after he admitted sneaking onto a farm and having sex with a cow in Christchurch.

Liam Brown, 25, snuck onto the farm in the dead of night in Burton in June 2022.

He was caught by farmers who had introduced increased surveillance, due to suspicions livestock were being abused.

A DNA sample taken from a calf proved "intercourse" had taken place on 12 June last year.

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2023-08-30/man-25-faces-jail-after-admitting-sex-act-with-cow-at-farm

 

[Superstylin']

Must be a week for stories! This is so weird and I have so many questions

Watch: Police pull over car with bull riding shotgun

The car had half of its roof cut off in order to fit the animal in.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Art Decade]

Burning Man attendees advised to 'shelter in place,' conserve food and water due to heavy rain

Movement in and out of Black Rock City has been halted and the airport is closed, according to organizers.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Lucille]

I’m presuming this is quite unusual on account of it being a DESERT?

 

[Phoenix]

We have a bit of scandal going on where sections of the green belt were changed into residential developments and how that happened.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6955297

One of the secret lobbyist called Mr X has been identified and his team looks like a group of second rate comic villains

Phoenix Kiss

 

[jyxz]

Ana Condic too?

 

[Art Decade]

Dog sneaks away from home, into SoFi Stadium for Metallica concert

The pup, surely enjoying the dog days of summer with hits like "Master of Puppies" and "The Mailman That Never Comes," was reunited with her family the next day at their home near the stadium in Inglewood.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Kratz]

Ana Condic too?

CAMP!

 

[Finn]

It's a GIRL!!!

Pilot killed during gender reveal stunt

Pilot Luis Ángel N succumbed to injuries sustained during a crash

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Lucille]

 

[Star]

Gender reveals are the WORST

 

[Madison]

If someone dies at the gender reveal, it makes the eventual naming much easier.

 

[Marina Salty]

Central Athens today

 

[Marina Salty]

And two of the metro stations

 

[Lucille]

Why is everything either ON FIRE or REALLY WET, there must be a MIDDLE GROUND?!?

 

[funky]

Why is everything either ON FIRE or REALLY WET, there must be a MIDDLE GROUND?!?

 

[disneyteletubby]

The Freddie Mercury auction

 

[Kratz]

Central Athens today

That is insane. The scenes from Skiathos looked apocalyptic.

Is everything OK where you are @Saltwater

 

[Kratz]

Why is everything either ON FIRE or REALLY WET, there must be a MIDDLE GROUND?!?

It’s moments like this when I am thankful we have the most boring climate in the world (even if it is hot this week)

 

[Marina Salty]

That is insane. The scenes from Skiathos looked apocalyptic.

Is everything OK where you are @Saltwater

All good, thank you, got a little scared when I left work to come home, but made it safe and sound.

 

[big ron]

Mildly obsessed with this soldier who was banged up for pretending to make bombs, perusing defence secrets and spying for Iran, who has now escaped from a prison like someone in a hollywood action film by strapping himself under a van that happened to pass a train station.

Prison break: how Daniel Khalife went from smiling soldier to suspected spy on the run

Police and prison staff have been racing to discover how the former soldier and suspected spy managed to escape HMP Wandsworth and disappear amid the morning rush hour

www.theguardian.com

 

[big ron]

Full on jason bourne shit

 

[Ellie]

He does just sound like a complete plonker.

One of my friends had helicopters roaming her area all of yesterday because of it.

 

[Ellie]

'Mass murder' report was yoga class - BBC News

Police say the call was made with "good intentions" after students were mistaken for bodies.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mildly obsessed with this soldier who was banged up for pretending to make bombs, perusing defence secrets and spying for Iran, who has now escaped from a prison like someone in a hollywood action film by strapping himself under a van that happened to pass a train station.

Prison break: how Daniel Khalife went from smiling soldier to suspected spy on the run

Police and prison staff have been racing to discover how the former soldier and suspected spy managed to escape HMP Wandsworth and disappear amid the morning rush hour

www.theguardian.com

Is he, you know?

 

[jyxz]

Is he, you know?

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Giving me Leanne Cheung vibes

 

[big ron]

Is he, you know?

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Good luck in Iran hun xo

 

[Lucille]

Is he, you know?

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Rooting for this FAGGOT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Rooting for this FAGGOT!

Lucy's Grindr:

 

[Lucille]

Is that a normal sized head?

 

[jyxz]

Is that a normal sized head?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

BOOOOOO

 

[Lucille]

Is he, you know?

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This photo is so GEORGE SANTOS coded.

 

[big ron]

Hes been caught 5 miles down the road. Flop.