Which historical figures would you BANG?

[GinAg (39)]

Can be dead or alive. Fully expect a win for sexy John Major.

@ZenGiraffe

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bonar Law

 

[GinAg (39)]

William Grenville was probably the hottest 19th century PM

 

[GinAg (39)]

Anthony Eden SHINES in some pictures

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Tsar Nicholas II

 

[GinAg (39)]

And yes we know there's ONE SEXY PICTURE OF STALIN.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

And sorry but not so sorry I don’t know what it is but there’s certainly something about President Bling Bling Sarkozy

 

[octophone]

We're having a Hotties From History round?

(awaits Andy Zaltzman's Florence Nightingale post)

 

[Saltwater]

Sorry @Dark Carnival but I'd totally

 

[GinAg (39)]

We're having a Hotties From History round?

(awaits Andy Zaltzman's Florence Nightingale post)

I've changed the title, to make it more inclusive than just world leaders. Make a space for Lord Byron.

 

[Finn]

An obvious answer, but Young Stalin please

 

[Finn]

I never realised he had so many tattoos

 

[octophone]

An obvious answer, but Young Stalin please

Oh. Oh, he's actually very handsome, isn't he? Why did I not know this?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I've changed the title, to make it more inclusive than just world leaders. Make a space for Lord Byron.

I’m a bit partial to badass Gavrilo Princip (who shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand etc) but maybe most people would have looked good in this lighting and retouching.

 

[Vicky the Vole]

Is it blasphemous to say Jesus?

 

[Saltwater]

Nikola Tesla

 

[win_the_game]

Young Fidel Castro

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I just googled young Berlusconi (out of curiousity) and turns out he was Kevin Spacey

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh my goodness; young Benjamin Netanyahu…

 

[Saltwater]

@RaspberrySwirl if you search for young Putin out of curiosity it's Macaulay Culkin

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

@RaspberrySwirl if you search for young Putin out of curiosity it's Macaulay Culkin

I did. Ugly then, ugly now

 

[GinAg (39)]

I always thought dear Lee Harvey Oswald was quite attractive.

His death face, was his cum face.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh my goodness; young Benjamin Netanyahu…

Why did he have a mug shot?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Why did he have a mug shot?

Being a criminal is kind of his thing

 

[COB]

Why did he have a mug shot?

It's the photo taken when he joined the IDF, according to Wikipedia. It does look a lot like a mugshot though

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

King Faisal I of Iraq is doing it for me (and giving off some queen vibes)

 

[GNL]

Oh my goodness; young Benjamin Netanyahu…

Oh no, I'm not sure I've ever fancied anyone MORE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

And sorry but not so sorry I don’t know what it is but there’s certainly something about President Bling Bling Sarkozy

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Good fucking GRIEF

 

[vespertine]

Lewis Powell!

Iinvolved in the Lincoln assassination plot but failed miserably.

 

[Alla]

Edited. This is about shagging, not shooting

 

[Art Decade]

General William Tecumseh Sherman

 

[ButterTart]

Anne of Cleves was supposed to be the fittest of Henry's wives by modern standards. The Tudors clearly didn't get this memo when they cast Joss Stone to play her.

 

[Mike(y) W]

I've been rather taken lately by a young E.F Benson, the author of the Mapp & Lucia books.

 

[GNL]

jack kerouac if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.

 

[Mike(y) W]

Speaking of the Tudors, I think I'm also going to have to admit to weirdly being a bit fascinated by Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester.

 

[GNL]

Speaking of the Tudors, I think I'm also going to have to admit to weirdly being a bit fascinated by Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester.

Who doesn't love a bit of ruff?

 

[GNL]

Tsar Nicholas II

As if being executed by firing squad wasn't bad enough, now his nudes have leaked.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh my goodness! Gone too soon etc.

 

[Mike(y) W]

As much as I love Boney M. as if you'd go for manky old Rasputin when you were the "Russian Queen" and had Nicky in the royal boudoir.

 

[GinAg (39)]

What a muscly back.