Which historical figures would you BANG?

[Mike(y) W]

What a muscly back.

I was looking at his arse and then his shoulders if I'm honest.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

As much as I love Boney M. as if you'd go for manky old Rasputin when you were the "Russian Queen" and had Nicky in the royal boudoir.

She was a stupid bitch, we wouldn’t have had Putin today if she had stayed faithful to beautiful Nikolaj.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Not that I’d be any better at resisting big bearded perverts.

 

[Mike(y) W]

Not that I’d be any better at resisting big bearded perverts.

He used a filter on this one...

 

[Mike(y) W]

I've never noticed the size of his hands before!! Was Alexandra into fisting?!?

 

[Mike(y) W]

Something new for Frank Farian to think about...

 

[Lucille]

They can’t be his REAL HANDS?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I've never noticed the size of his hands before!! Was Alexandra into fisting?!?

It was he could molest multiple women at the same time.

Dick the size of a lamp post apparently.

 

[Mike(y) W]

Dick the size of a lamp post apparently.

You'd think if she were doing them both, the Tsarina might look a bit more jolly in her photos...crack a smile here or there. I mean talk about having your cake and eating it! (Don't get me started on Marie Antoinette's Hans Axel von Fersen.)

 

[rhythmbandit]

Wallace Hartley, one of the musicians who died on the Titanic.

 

[Iguana]

There were a few hotties at King Edward VII's funeral.

I'm particularly keen on Manuel II of Portugal (third from top left above).

 

[Beverley]

It was he could molest multiple women at the same time.

Dick the size of a lamp post apparently.

Seen it. It was FOINE

 

[Saltwater]

Alexander of Greece

 

[GNL]

Alexander of Greece

I see why that monkey wanted a taste

 

[battle_cry]

Obviously Stalin!

 

[Diddy]

Obviously Stalin!

What a first impression to make