Worst qualifier of all time?

[Hak]

Worst of all time is probably this. He must really have liked his own voice.

 

[Madíson]

Marie N

It’s shite, but not a qualifier.

 

[Beverley]

There's a melody in there somewhere

PISS OFF HAK

 

[Saltwater]

There's a melody in there somewhere

I am a superstar SEV BENIIIIIIIIIIII
I quite like this one, what the song lacks in composition she delivers in personality

 

[Kratz]

Sorry but I hate this so much, nice message but it’s just a very ugly melody

Ugh. Yes, it’s awful but I seem to remember it being quite fancied at the time

 

[Kratz]

Did anyone even care about this at all? It seemingly qualified on the basis of performing last, denying us of an Andorran qualifier or the sheer WTFery that would've been Portugal making it in that semi.

I have always had a soft spot for this

 

[win_the_game]

Good if you wanna fall asleep

Probably my most hated Irish entry behind Millennium of Love.

 

[Kratz]

Oh HEAVENS

Millennium of Love

 

[dmlaw]

48 posts and no mention of this abomination.



Vile saccharine crap from Lucy Letby's brunette, more evil sister.

 

[Penelope]

There's a melody in there somewhere

How...dare you?

 

[Penelope]

Lonely Planet is probably in my top 500 ever

Crying at this statement that it's probably not in the bottom quarter of all the entries you know

 

[Dark Carnival]

48 posts and no mention of this abomination.



Vile saccharine crap from Lucy Letby's brunette, more evil sister.

That sinister delivery of 'love is forever' that can only be taken as a threat.

 

[Kratz]

That sinister delivery of 'love is forever' that can only be taken as a threat.

I hated this and the zero anticipation in the hall in TLV whilst they rolled out that platform.

 

[ButterTart]

There's a melody in there somewhere

Anyone prepared to stand on a stage and enthusiastically sing ‘superstar… shaft me’ is okay in my book

 

[Hak]

That sinister delivery of 'love is forever' that can only be taken as a threat.

I kind of like it that way. Feels like a cryptoanthem for all the Rybak stalkers out there. She's even dressed like him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That almost makes me feel sorry for Rybak!

 

[VoR]

@Penelope and I have a very dark standing joke that the performance of Love is Forever would be greatly improved if it ended with her pulling out a gun shooting herself in the head.

 

[Hak]

Love is Forever would be greatly improved if it ended with her pulling out a gun shooting herself her fellow stalkers in the head.

If she kills herself there's 0 chance for a follow up

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Penelope and I have a very dark standing joke that the performance of Love is Forever would be greatly improved if it ended with her pulling out a gun shooting herself in the head.

Now that would be ART

 

[Penelope]

@Penelope and I have a very dark standing joke that the performance of Love is Forever would be greatly improved if it ended with her pulling out a gun shooting herself in the head.

It WOULD! It would become HIGH ART!

 

[Kratz]

I am agog that it finished 12th with 120 points

 

[VoR]

I remember watching the live broadcast in Tel Aviv next to a guy who was so enraptured by it that he had tears in his eyes.

 

[Jacques]

Isn't "Love is Forever" one of the songs that could be factually correct for this question, in the sense that it shouldn't technically have qualified at all if it wasn't for some juror doing their ranking upside down?

 

[VoR]

Isn't "Love is Forever" one of the songs that could be factually correct for this question, in the sense that it shouldn't technically have qualified at all if it wasn't for some juror doing their ranking upside down?

Possibly, but that would have meant the eminently forgettable 'Run with the Lions' going through instead, which is hardly an improvement.

 

[Penelope]

I think I'd genuinely rather always something hilariously execrable than just boring in a Eurovision final. Every classic final needs a villain!

 

[Madíson]

This needed fewer backing singers and more of an ending:

 

[Kala]

I remember watching the live broadcast in Tel Aviv next to a guy who was so enraptured by it that he had tears in his eyes.

I think I know who that is!

 

[Kratz]

Have we plumbed the depths of Malta sufficiently? There is some real shite in the post-Chiara era (but most of it probably didn’t qualify)

 

[auretz]

Have we plumbed the depths of Malta sufficiently? There is some real shite in the post-Chiara era (but most of it probably didn’t qualify)

2011 being 1 point away from giving us both Glen Vella and Witloof Bay as qualifiers is probably peak inexplicable semi results

 

[Penelope]

Glen Vella was almost certainly a near stitch up right?

 

[Kratz]

I still have PTSD from his eyebrows

 

[Kratz]

I need a pallete cleanser of the best songs to not qualify (which mainly starts and ends at VAL)

 

[Hak]

I need a pallete cleanser of the best songs to not qualify (which mainly starts and ends at VAL)

However, I'm unsure if this serves as an effective palate cleanser. Her eyes exudes an ominous sense of anxiety-induced fear.

 

[Hak]

the best songs to not qualify