Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

They really played her guest spot for laughs last time, I'm surprised she has that little dignity to contemplate going back

...No, I'm not REALLY :D
 
I actually can't believe they couldn't find a 4th judge in time for the auditions.

And how INSULTING is it to then ask people to be guest judges.
 
Geri in full desk-punching mode with Louis winding her up would be a NIGHT OF DREAMS multiplied by infinity.

2012 starts right here. And right here's where you start paying. This is a pearl-clutching moment for Geru fanz.
 
This show NEEDS Geri. Can you imagine her walking out in a union jack dress on the night of the final? She'd never let an opportunity to perform pass her by like Dannii did. She'd probably crawl out of Octomom's vagina this time. Is it even possible for her to PEAK any higher than she already has?
 
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GUYS

Get the 60ft inflatable legs ready: Geri Halliwell is supposedly the only person in talks to become Kelly Rowland’s permanent replacement on The X Factor.

The Sun’s ’show insiders’ claim that Geri’s guest appearance at the start of tomorrow’s auditions in Liverpool are a “trial run” and she’s been told “it’s your job to lose”. Meanwhile, over at The Mirror, some more ‘close sources’ have called it a “dress rehearsal” and said “the job is hers”.

Depending on your tabloid of choice, Geri will be paid somewhere between £400,000 and £1.1m to step in either at the bootcamp stages or at judges’ houses as the show’s fourth mentor unless she gets really badly booed again.

“We will be watching her like a hawk at Liverpool and fingers crossed it will go well and she’ll be signed. We’re not talking to anyone else,” a ‘senior show source’ told The Sun. “Geri is not just a guest judge – she is our judge-in-waiting.”

Meanwhile, Alexandra Burke and Sinitta wait patiently by the phone.
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Popjustice did make me CHUCKLE with their response to that.

"Well what could I possibly do that would lose me the job?" she probably muses, clattering through the door with 28 miniature dogs, being hotly pursued by a pack of paparazzi she tipped off herself
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We ALL mock her but Geru was partly responsible for the formation of Girls Aloud.

Although insisting on putting Bluebell Madonna through has her Wildcard is bound to breach numerous child labour laws.
 
Seriously though

"Queen" D will be nothing but a distant memory (as if she isn't ALREADY :basil:) once the REAL QUEEN takes her rightful place at the judges' table
 
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Loufoque said:
Seriously though

"Queen" D will be nothing but a distant memory (as if she isn't ALREADY :basil:) once the REAL QUEEN takes her rightful place at the judges' table
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For a moment I thought you meant Elizabeth II. Now that would make good viewing.
 
Imagine Geri doing a duet with her contestant during the final

Calling EN FRANCAIS S'IL VOUS PLAIT :disco:
 
She didn't even take her coat off for Nadine's audition - 'Come to London - Babbye!'

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Jonfessions said:
I never made promises like theeeeee
And there have some that I've broke-ummmm
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:D

God how shoddy was this show? Even Lithuania's Got Talent probably spends more!

Simon Cowell really makes a judging panel doesn't he? Those three just had NOTHING
 
Halli said:
She didn't even take her coat off for Nadine's audition - 'Come to London - Babbye!'
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She was SKINNY and FREEZING.

Geri and Dannii would be great. Dannii would hate her, as we all probably would in real life. Geri CAN'T do reality.
 
I can already see her worldwide exclusive performance of "Putting on the Bling" before a non-plussed audience :disco: She will obviously come springing out of a giant gold-encrusted labia.

ELEVEN NUMBER ONE SINGLES
NINETY MILLION RECORDS SOLD
NO SENSE OF SHAME OR SELF-AWARENESS
It's... GERU!
 
I've just remembered one of my favourite recent Geri moments.

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*attention-starved Bluebell totters into shot"
"HI MUMMY!"
*Geri half-heartedly ruffles her hair*

Interviewer: Come and give auntie Carla a kiss!
Geri, clearly sensing that she's about to be upstaged: Bluebell has chickenpox :)

*interviewer's face drops*
 
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"Geri - where did it all go wrong?"
*shouts so loud that Carla moves back* I KNOOOWWW, HOW LUCKY ARE WEEEE?!!?!?'
 
I hope Gary doesn't hold a grudge

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"I've hung up my hotpants... You know, let SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A GO"

:D :D :D

As if she was BLOCKING Rihanna from EXPLODING!
 
Forget Dannii, forget Cherly because the ORIGINAL NATION'S SWEETHEART has RETURNED to address the public!

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OH, HOLD ON...

@heatworld

Uh-oh! The X Factor warm-up man has just told the crowd to stop booing Geri, saying "she's mad, anything could happen!" YIKES! #XFactor
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She's gone rogue.

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HIRE HER FULL-TIME IMMEDIATELY
 
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