Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Halli]

What is that from?

 

[straightorbroken]

Is it a Spanish mag?

 

[Commotion]

Is it a Spanish mag?

No - half Spanish I believe.

 

[straightorbroken]

I si.

 

[Pipo]

What is that from?

nicked it from DenDen, I've no idea

 

[Sharla]

A little brother, sister or non binary half sibling for little Bluebell, how lovely.

 

[Pipo]

WHAT

so RIP GEM Then.

HA!

 

[straightorbroken]

Damn, what's Mel C going to use for promo now?

 

[Pipo]

there's a meltdown going on @DINDONG because after Geru broke the news Mel BEH unfollowed her in a PROMPTLY FASHUN from every social media channel.

This just gets yummier by the day.

Poor Emma though, I bet she really needed the money.

 

[monsta]

POOR ME.

 

[supermassive]

Mel B is such a cunt

 

[straightorbroken]

Why would she unfollow her? It's not as if it's Eddie Muphy's.

They can pick up where they left off whenever, it's not as if GEM was never or now (too bad LSL has broken her arm or she could have took her place for LEM).

 

[Shirley]

Geru's 'LOOK AT ME' was just a QUESTION on UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE and the YOUNG MEN from GLASGOW didn't KNOW HER

 

[Halli]

I'm so pleased for her. And hoping it means no GEM.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Congratulations Geru Hallwell

 

[RS]

after Geru broke the news Mel BEH unfollowed her in a PROMPTLY FASHUN from every social media channel.

Is this true?!

 

[Pipo]

Is this true?!

a quick peek at Instagram does show taht she doesn't follow ANY of the girls (though she does follow Meghan Trainor and Professor Green).

I bet there are SPICE LOONS who monitor the girls' accounts 24/7 so it's easier for them to notice.

 

[monsta]

Is this true?!

Yes!

And SOME QUEENS actually DOUBTED she was a CLASSLESS CUNT!

Has anyone contacted Michelle Heaton to see if she's available once she fulfils her Atomic Kitten obligations?

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm so pleased for her. And hoping it means no GEM.

Imagine if that's what she called it.

Although I'd also love Pansy Cher.

 

[Sharla]

The battle over OK magazine exclusives will get nasty if Cheryl has been knocked up too.

 

[straightorbroken]

And if she gets her stretched rose bud out it'll be no contest.

 

[Sharla]

Both The Sun and The Mirror have this on their front page with the former more imaginatively using a Spice song title pun.

They both mention that she's 44, still a whole six years younger than Janey

 

[ZZ]

She deserves congratulations just for the pure fact she can still procreate at 44.

 

[Halli]

Both The Sun and The Mirror have this on their front page with the former more imaginatively using a Spice song title pun.

Let's Make The Headliiiiines

'Geru Halwell pregnant age 44 expose'

 

[Pipo]

at least she's the only one who can actually RELEASE something!

Maybe that was their plan all along, all three bitches will release kids throughout 2017.

On the bright side, I love when they have kids cause at least you get a string of pictures with all of them or at least 4 of them attending a christening or some low-key dinner/gathering, especially Victoria who will not miss a chance to show off her new shiny hand bags and gloves

 

[straightorbroken]

Well, you can NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

Good old ab drab VB.

*lifts leg up to ceiling whilst taking a call about bags or gloves or both*

 

[Sharla]

Double congrats - Geri won the honorary gay award at last night's Attitude awards, having been nominated alongside Diana Ross, Gary Linekar and Theresa May.

http://i.STOP FUNDING HATEco.uk/i/pix/2016/10/11/00/394AC23100000578-3831598-image-a-27_1476140928065.jpg

 

[Diddy]

Look at the fingerprints on that award

 

[Sheena]

Nominated alongside THERESA MAY?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

 

[straightorbroken]

Probably from Emma's primer trying to tone down the shine on that parsnip forehead of hers.

 

[ameraal]

oh wow, they look positively geriatric. no fun intended.

 

[straightorbroken]

Geriatric would be the best album title for her ever!

 

[Pipo]

since when did Geri start sporting prime BINGO WINGS?

also, a belly already? didn't she just find out she was preggers on SUNDAY?

 

[Commotion]

The battle over OK magazine exclusives will get nasty if Cheryl has been knocked up too.

Geru is more of a Hello! kinda gal.

Racist abuser Cheryl Amogbokpa is an OK! starlet

 

[Diddy]

Geriatric would be the best album title for her ever!

 

[Halli]

since when did Geri start sporting prime BINGO WINGS?

also, a belly already? didn't she just find out she was preggers on SUNDAY?

She's probably about 4 months pregnant. They may have waited till a bit after the 3 months stage before announcing, seeing as she's 44!

 

[straightorbroken]

The bingo wings do make her look like Fergie after a quick lipo before a book launch, but she is an alleged 44 year old who is pregnant for goodness sake. Pipo is such a body Nazi now that he has those gorgeous hairy toned legs

 

[Halli]

Not even pregnancy can stop Geru from unleashing the vox

Not clear if this is for SOLO or GEM

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[Mugatu]

I can't wait for her very spiritual, in touch with her fertility and femininity, phenomenal (pregnant) woman opus. It'll be like when Celine did that album about having a green baby.

 

[RS]

I It'll be like when Celine did that album about having a green baby.