Somewhere close to the jewel that is Luton. Lucky you!So my future job are sending me to the UK for a week of training in October. It’s going to be in HEMEL. What the fuck is HEMEL?
So my future job are sending me to the UK for a week of training in October. It’s going to be in HEMEL. What the fuck is HEMEL?
I would also be in Paris a lot
Fucking hellOh I just got a rejection e-mail, NEVERMIND
So my future job are sending me to the UK for a week of training in October. It’s going to be in HEMEL. What the fuck is HEMEL?
Oh well THERE YOU GO! Obvs JELUS.In fact I was massively more qualified than the person interviewing me who I was replacing!
Send them a box of HUMAN DIRT. I'm sure at least one longeuse can supply a satisfying quantity thereofSO ANGRY
Please don't say you licked your lips and panted QUITE THE TEASE when the office dog walked inI’m fine when someone else more qualified gets the job, but in these last two instances it just seems like they plain DIDN’T LIKE me which is harder to take.
Gosh it's MILES out I see there is a HARVESTER though@Dark Carnival Do bear in mind that the train station is about TEN HOURS' WALK from the town centre, so my advice is to GET CABS (if there are any )
Giving you that JUDGY SKINNY MINNY FACE while you stuff your face at the CHEESE BAR. BitchAlso, that lovely statue of Amy Winehouse is just up the road from Euston in swinging Camden Town
Well that's not very nice is itGiving you that JUDGY SKINNY MINNY FACE while you stuff your face at the CHEESE BAR. Bitch
Well now you post her face close up she actually looks very tragic and wistful But when she's staring right at you, hand on hip, as you dunk another pig in blanket into your fondue... SHUT UP AMYWell that's not very nice is it
I think my favourite description of that statue which I've previously encountered is GRISLYWell now you post her face close up she actually looks very tragic and wistful But when she's staring right at you, hand on hip, as you dunk another pig in blanket into your fondue... SHUT UP AMY
Oh I just got a rejection e-mail, NEVERMIND
I must say I was hoping for HORROR SHOWS
Lovely cup of hot gravy thereI've gone for this stunning set. That's me in the background obviously