Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[dmlaw]

I hope Kelly Marie is going to burst out that disco ball come a much needed key-change.

I hope it’s going to ROLL OVER THEM.

 

[Ellie]

WTF?

 

[funky]

HAVE I MISSED PORTUGAL?

 

[lolly]

What is this, a school disco?

 

[FetchFugly]

The slow bit was PAINFUL

 

[win_the_game]

HAVE I MISSED PORTUGAL?

No!

 

[ButterTart]

Crowd actually dead

 

[Nancy]

They could have hidden the castor wheels

 

[Marina Salty]

HAVE I MISSED PORTUGAL?

No love

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's like a Vic Reeves parody.

 

[Mother Superior]

Starting to understand how Disco Demolition Night and the anti-disco movement happened.....

 

[Alex]

Zero charisma or stage presence

 

[ButterTart]

No!

Oh Christ I’ve still got that to sit through

 

[lolly]

40 Albania
25 Latvia
55 Lithuania
10 Switzerland
50 Slovenia

 

[Lucille]

TURGID!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Dame Nicki French on a much lower budget and with 10000 times less the talent

 

[ManicKangaroo]

It's like a poor Jamiroquai tribute act

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I strongly suspect the night peaked about 15 minutes ago.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Ukraine bringing their A-game again

 

[Nancy]

Hang on. Good Morning Britain showed a clip of the Ukrainian act this morning and it wasn't this. It was a woman singing a dancey song.

 

[Ellie]

Is this really favourite to win? Obviously for political reasons, but musically… REALLY?

 

[straightorbroken]

Not as good as Бібліотека, but it does have the vague Verbalicious vibe to it as well. What a trend.

 

[win_the_game]

I like the lead singer though I imagine he'd look better in a TRACK SUIT.

 

[dmlaw]

I strongly suspect the night peaked about 15 minutes ago.

The night will peak when we find out if Austria can do her vocal. Either way it will be life changing.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Hang on. Good Morning Britain showed a clip of the Ukrainian act this morning and it wasn't this. It was a woman singing a dancey song.

That's your fault for watching SHITE

 

[GNL]

I left during the bear man to get a drink. Did I miss anything?

 

[ButterTart]

It’s not…. Very good is it?

 

[Ellie]

Love City Groove, all is forgiven.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I'd fuck 2 of them, but if it's a package deal then who am I to say no.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I hate the rap, but the chorus and general flute is solid.

 

[Nancy]

I'm confused.

 

[lolly]

40 Albania
25 Latvia
55 Lithuania
10 Switzerland
50 Slovenia
65 Ukraine

 

[dmlaw]

Hang on. Good Morning Britain showed a clip of the Ukrainian act this morning and it wasn't this. It was a woman singing a dancey song.

Possibly last year’s Ukrainian entry. Or the one they picked originally but had to ditch due to treason.

 

[RS]

The lead singer would get my vote.

But this is not winner material

 

[win_the_game]

Is that YURII of Yurii & Margo fame?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

WONDERFUL

 

[Bypass]

Ukraine - yeah already I'm not sure I can see past this winning.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh it's hardly awful, but I guess it's going to win?

 

[Star]

I don't get why this is the favourite to win, unless it's political

 

[GNL]

Ukraine should be glad that its all political innit because that was not a good song.